FangMan
Retired. Movies, food, wine, tequila, music, friends, fragrant buds, and so much more! Never argue with stupid people, because they will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. Not one drop of my self-respect is worth being accepted by you. I learned that: Common sense is a curse, not a blessing. Because those of us that have it must still deal with those that don't. Dead people do not know that they are dead, their problems are left for the rest of us. It is the same thing with stupid people. 😬
51 Reviews
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
#1 Dispensary!
High quality strains coupled with awesome customer service continues to make me a loyal customer. Congratulations on receiving the #1 dispensary designation by the Times Herald as it was much deserved.
Loving the Blue Venom strain!
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Upper echelon meds
High quality meds for experienced cannabis consumers, and grades available as well. Personable staff with a vast amount of knowledge to share with members.
I'm fond of the White Buffalo which happens to be my current favorite strain of the month.
Always a pleasant experience to visit this Vallejo, CA dispensery.
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Happy Birthday Celebration!
I received an email alert about the birthday bash at US Bloom on the 5th of August, and I'm pleased to say I was present. I went in to get some Kryptonite, but asked about White Buffalo instead, and some White Buffalo had just arrived. The birthday goodies (edibles) I received made me proud to be a member of this collective. US Bloom's cannabis business model coupled with their superb customer service oriented staff always makes it a pleasure to visit this cannabis oasis!
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Neighborhood Goodies....
US Bloom is one of the few dispensaries to carry Kryptonite cannabis medication. A fantastic strain good for aches, pains, and is a sleep aid. The quality of their strains is a notch above other local dispensaries. Keep it up and we will see each again, and again, many more times.
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
July 4th Medication
Last week I picked up some meds to tide me over the July 4th weekend. Blue Cut Cookies CO2 for pain, sleep, and appetite, is a potent strain suitable for evenings, and White Buffalo which is good both day and night. I recommend both strains for those who have a high cannabis tolerance. It is always a pleasant pleasure to pick up cannabis meds here....TRUTH!
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Awesome Oasis for Relief
In the neighborhood a few days ago and decided to swing by for a look see, and I'm glad I did! The budtender asked about my preference, which is indica. She suggested an indica dominant hybrid called Blue Cut Cookies. The strain being new to me, I only got 1-gram. This is an unexpected goodie, because I went back today and got an 3.5 grams. Provided me with much needed relief for insomnia, body pain, and some appetite stimulus.
I highly recommend this strain, and encourage anyone fond of high quality strains that are consistently good, pay a visit to this top drawer dispensary.
As always, the professionally run dispensary, and the superb customer service made the visit a pleasant one.
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Big Smile on a Rainy Day!
Always a pleasant atmosphere with all of the cordial staff on hand. Picked up some Peyote Purple and boy is it GOOD! Nuff said....oh yeah! Give yourself a treat...
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Successful visit!
A recent spur of the moment visit because I needed help with taking my mind off of several difficult matters. The recommended Berry White did the best job of putting me at ease. This Berry White is the best I've had in 3-years. Thanks again for the support US Bloom!
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Puff you later...
Renewed the MMJ recommendation earlier in the week, and swung by today to update, and pickup some Kryptonite to medicate. Visit was cordial and pleasant as always, and I advised Superman to avoid the Kryptonite...he has issues. US Bloom now has a delivery service that makes it convenient when travel is not an option, or is limited. Feeling good, feeling great!
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Wonderful assortment of strains
I needed some relief from a migraine and picked up a couple of strains. Kryptonite OG, and Gorilla Glue #4 which are very effective for me. I had not had any Kryptonite in a couple of years, and was happy to see it. The GG #4 met my expectations as the quality is High. The high quality of the cannabis meds here make it a go-to dispensary. Although they were very, very busy, customer service as always was superb and attentive. Also picked up some Kiva edibles before leaving with a wide smile. Oh yeah!
Highway 29 Health Care
Vallejo, California4.8 stars
A Bud Fantastic Experience
First time visit was very pleasant and informative. Staff were friendly and cordial during my signup, facility tour, and donation. This dispensary is a positive one stop experience for everyone engaged in cannabis culture. Buds are good enough to have me come back for more. White Rhino (Grade B-) is not available very often, and they had some that gave me a smile. One sniff was enough to let me know it was the White Rhino, as it had the unique and distinctive aroma. Accessible parking for those with mobility limits. A positive experience today.
US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Welcome back US Bloom!
We are glad to see that you have returned to provide the Vallejo community with high quality medication, and extraordinary customer support. I did miss all of you while you were on hiatus, and I'll be sure to swing by soon to make up for lost time. Looking forward to some sampling some of the meds you carry that we seldom if ever see in these parts.
I did appreciate the accessibility of your dispensary after some serious surgeries limited my ability to navigate. Even the the security staff were always cordial, yet professional each and every time. There are places that could learn a thing or 2 from your operation. The cannabis bud knowledge base of the budtenders was/is always extraordinary, which made the dispensary visits very easy, every time.
Again welcome back, and kudos for the awesome service that you provide...from a true fan and supporter!
US Bloom
Vallejo, CaliforniaThank you so much for such a kind and positive review! US Bloom missed serving each and every one of our patients and being able to provide your individual ailments with some relief. We all are so happy to be back providing the high quality/unique medications that our patients deserve. Come on by before the 12th to receive your sample with your medication; we can't wait to see you and hear how you've been while we were away!
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US Bloom
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Especially Good!
First visit to this dispensary was remarkably pleasant and easy. After parking, I was greeted by a massive security person who looked at my documentation prior to entering the building. Initial check-in was smooth and cordial. Selection of meds focused on the Moonrocks and Caviar Gold products, which are exceptional. My next visit will allow me to leave with their flower buds. USB staff were professional, cordial, and engaging, making me feel like my business was appreciated. A good place to experience if you are a new or seasoned patient. A licensed dispensary that offers High Quality meds that can meet anyone's exacting criteria.
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Always on Time
Been making periodic visits to pick up cannabis flowers and edibles. Baked edibles, chocolates and brownies are excellent as you can pick from an assortment of products.
Flowers selected over weeks include Athena Kush, Girl Scout Cookies, the Weasel, Purple Kush and others. Flowers are of top shelf quality and never disappoint.
Expecting another surgery before long and I'll start with some of the outstanding concentrates to help ease into recuperation.
A cornucopia of quality cannabis products to choose from coupled with knowledgeable and compassionate staff makes each visit special....this includes the staff who check you in.
Thank you.
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaFattFang...You have been such a loyal patient to reLeaf since the beginning. Thank you so much for being an amazing patient. You always come in with a big smile ready for a conversation. We more than appreciate your visits and will always strive to ensure quality will never be a concern here. We are sorry to hear about your up coming surgery, but we are sure you will return as good as new! Please let us know the date of your surgery...we would love to send you great energy for healing physically and emotionally. Thank you so much for being a member at reLeaf! See you soon!
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STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Superb treatments..
A spur of the moment decision to drop by paid off!
Picked up a Korova 51/50 bar (a most potent edible--caution if you've never had it) and also some Cherry Pie, which I had never tried before. The ethereal benefit of the Cherry Pie is an awesome treatment for both head and body.
As this is the beginning of the baseball season, I would say that ReLeaf has hit a home run again with everything that they do.
Salud mis amigos y mis amigas!
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaHello there FattFang. Wow, what a stellar review. We strive to ensure patient satisfaction. We are all glad that we have been able to provide the best medication we can find...Our patients are the most important part of reLeaf, and we intend on always providing the best service and knowledge in the industry. We thank you for being such a devoted patient since the beginning. Thanks again FattFang and we hope to see you soon at reLeaf...Maurice.
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STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Kool Concentrates
Impressive selection of over 60 concentrates to help alleviate whatever ails you from head to toe.
High quality edibles if flowers are not enough for your needs.
The performance and customer service at this dispensary are exceptionally good, which keeps folks like me coming back for more.
A warm and sincere thank you to Releaf for all that you do to support those persons who benefit from what you have to offer.
FF
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaSeason's Greetings FattFang! We want to apologize for not responding to your comments sooner. We've had technical difficulties with our weedmaps site and were not able to respond back to our patients. We can't thank you enough for being so loyal to us. You are our great patient pretty much from the beginning when we first opened. We are always delighted to read your feedback on our medicine. We wish you and your family a wonderful, safe and memorable holiday season. Thank you once again FattFang! Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Carpe Diem!
After being bedridden for 2 days due to a respiratory infection, I mustered up enough strength to trundle on over to Releaf for some relief to help with sinus headaches. Ostensibly I appeared to be OK, but today's excursion made it clear to me that staying home and continuing to get well was the best thing to do.
The incredible edibles worked magic on alleviating the headache pain, as consumption of flowers is not a good idea right now......even though I did leave with some GSC's for a later time. The unexpected discounts were an added bonus!
Ooops, I forgot pick out some the phenomenal concentrates which are exceedingly high quality....oh well, next time.
It is always a pleasure to visit ReLeaf as many of the staff do share a warm and welcoming hello when I arrive.
ReLeaf provides more than great customer service, they also ensure great customer satisfaction.
An excellent dispensary model for all of the right reasons.
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaMr FattFang, we are so glad you're feeling better. We definitely recognized your shift in energy last weekend, and we were a little worried. We're happy that the medicine you received from us helped out with your headache. We have a lot of assortment of cannabis products that will fulfill many of our patient's needs. We carry well over 100 products that is proven safe and effective for our patients and we want nothing but the best for you all. We can't thank you enough, Mr. FattFang for believing in our products, but also, believing in our work. With much gratitude and warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
A treat that is so sweet....
First visit this year and I was on time. The BC Big Buds (they are really big!) are great in blocking out the pain without total knock you out effect. Very good at muscle and joint pain relief with an unexpected benefit of soothing stomach discomfort. This is a marvelous alternative to taking pills!
I must commend ReLeaf Alternatives for their commitment to incorporating dispensary best practices into their model as a full-service collective, and offering the best in optimal collective care.
Yeah, yeah!
FF
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaMr Fattfang, thank you once again for a wonderful review of our medicine. We remember the first day when you walked into our doors last year in April with an injured arm. From our recollection, you had arm surgery and you needed good alternative medicine that can alleviate your pain. Looking back today, we see you waiving your healed arm with confidence, and most importantly, pain free! Seeing great results like this makes our job worthwhile. Thank you, Mr. Fattfang for believing in us and believing in this powerful plant. Take great care and warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Wishes for the Releaf Alternatives staff in 2013
After serious & cautious consideration...Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2013. It was a very hard decision to make...don't mess it up! ;-)
May Peace break into your home and the other thieves steal all of your debts.
May the pockets of your pants and wallets become a magnet for $100 bills.
May Love stick to your face like Vaseline and may lots of laughter assault your lips.
May your clothes smell of success and may happiness slap you across the face as you shed tears of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words...May 2013 be the Best Year of Your Life!
FF...RLA is the model dispensary of the year in 2012
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaThe wonderful, the articulate, the erudite Mr. Fattfang! Once again, you are amazing. Thank you so much for such a great New Year's blessing. We wish you and your family a prosperous New Year with immaculate health, limitless wealth, and abundance of happiness. We will make an oath not "mess it up" for our beloved and loyal patients. We are striving to better each and every day, and we reassure you that 2013 will be amazing for all of us! Have a safe New Year Mr. Fattfang. You are definitely one of our ELITE patients! Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California5.0 stars
Season's Greetings!
Since becoming a member of this fine dispensary, I have always experienced everything nice, and never, ever naughty!
Best wishes to the ReLeaf Alternatives crew and their families for a much deserved Happy Holiday season.
FF
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, CaliforniaYou are so awesome, Mr FattFang. We truly value you as one of our beloved and loyal patient. We thank you for your profound support to our cooperative. We try our best to make a positive impact in the medical marijuana community, and we are so happy that you recognized it. We wish you a wonderful holiday season and a phenomenal new year! Take care, Mr FattFang, and we will see you here! Warm regards, reLeaf
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