FangMan
Retired. Movies, food, wine, tequila, music, friends, fragrant buds, and so much more! Never argue with stupid people, because they will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. Not one drop of my self-respect is worth being accepted by you. I learned that: Common sense is a curse, not a blessing. Because those of us that have it must still deal with those that don't. Dead people do not know that they are dead, their problems are left for the rest of us. It is the same thing with stupid people. 😬
51 Reviews
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

More Bhang for the buck...!

Their Bhang Bars are in and are on time! Sometimes it is not convenient to use flowers and these edibles make it all AOK....good for body aches and head aches. I would suggest the Bhang 2X to start with before trying the Bhang 3X.... Bhang, Bhang instead to ease an aching head. Thanks for the relief, ReLeaf Alternatives! Another big thanks again, Brian!
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
“Thanks a million fattfang... we really appreciate your loyalty to our family here at reLeaf. We really appreciate Bhang for working with us. They are an amazing company that has been around for a long time. They were among the first that pioneered the edible market. They are selective on who they work with so we are extremely happy to have them join reLeaf. Thank you for your continued support and we will always strive for excellence.”...reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

Angels of Mercy....

On the past few visits I focused more on concentrates and edibles for body relief with success. The Morsels edibles and the Bhang bars are very good. The 7 Ghosts OG Budder, and the Purple Cadillac budder are intense and extremely effective. I still have some flowers so no need to swing by today....although I should have for the Saturday Kief Special and maybe some of the Strawberry Cough....sigh. Every Bud Tender behind the counter is knowledgeable and better than good and far better than most. Someone once said that Angels sometimes visit us, but we do not notice because they speak softly and do not leave footprints when they walk. The folks at ReLeaf Alternatives are truly Angels because I can always hear the rustle of their wings when I stop by. Thanks to the staff at ReLeaf for all of the good work that you do! FF
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
Mr FattFang, we thank you so much for writing such a beautiful review about us. We really try our hardest to take really good care of our patients. We feel so honored to have you see us in such high regard, the feeling is definitely mutual. You are a godsend, and we are always delighted to have you as one of our beloved patients. A million thanks, FattFang! Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

Not Fortune Cookies?????

Just some fiery Girl Scout Cookies! Very good for head issues, as this medication is just fantastic and mesmerizing. The effect from these fresh, tight and dense nugs is intense and long-lasting. Laboratory tested cannabis with a THC rating over 20%. I came in with a small grin and left with a big smile. As I have come to expect, another very warm and welcoming visit to ReLeaf Alternatives.
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
Hello, FattFang, we are so glad that you are enjoying our cookies! We are very proud to say that we have found the perfect phenotype of the GSC, and we are delighted to see all of the positive responses from our patients! We actually double lab test our strains to ensure accuracy, and the GSC came out to be 20.30% on THC. We always love your presence here, FattFang, and we can't wait for you to come back soon. Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

Kooler than a Fan on a Hot Day!

Once again I stopped by for relief from ReLeaf and was not disappointed. Although I was late when I arrived, front desk staff assured me that I was not too late, and that I could be assisted. I needed edibles and I wanted one med that had just sold out, but got White Erkle (The White and Purple Erkle ancestry), which eased my mind and my body pains. Surprisingly good and effective hybrid that has white crystals with Orangutan colored hairs. For customer service - ReLeaf deserves an "A!" My comment about shoulder pain resulted in an offer of testing a topical ointment that proved to be effective....I'll grab a jar on my next visit. The ease of being seen, availability of hours being open and the convenient location rates ReLeaf another "A!" All of the staff deserves an A rating, just because they are all in sync (lockstep) with understanding the value of excellent customer service. These folks are even better than United Airlines with their mission statement, as all employees here are on point serving their customer base appropriately.. If you come by here and are not comfortable with the service and the medication, then nothing will ever please you. They even have a RETURN POLICY for meds, which I have never encountered anywhere else! I do not believe that I'll ever need to use the the policy at this establishment. Kudos to ReLeaf for proactively engaging the local law enforcement authorities to come by and check out their operation, which apparently was an eye opener for the police....nice. Love, Peace and Cannabis Grease!
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
Mr FattFang, you are so awesome! We can't express enough how grateful we are to have you as our patient. You definitely have a way with words, and we are always appreciative to have you write such beautiful reviews. We are very honored to have you compare us to United Airlines! WOW! We believe whole heartedly about Quality patient service, and stress that everyday to our staff. Thank you so much for acknowledging the service, Our staff are just amazing individuals! Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

ReLeaf is for Sweet Dreams!

I secured some sweet & luscious Mango Gooey that has a fruity-sour taste and packs a punch. The edibles I selected should add a nice complement to the body relief. The bud tender with the Phd in cannabis knowledge is always exraordinarily helpful with comments and insight. It was sad to hear that the cannabis presentation displays were modified due to pilferage (theft). It is nice to be recognized by the ReLeaf staff when I visit...even staff that I've never met seem to know me...excellent customer service is always the norm here...never the exception. With warmest appreciation and gratitude thanks ReLeaf!
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
Hello again FattFang! Thank you for another wonderful prose, I mean, review! Your way with words are truly a gift. And thank you also for appreciating our resident cannabis PhD, Brian, for his talents. Regarding the theft, we were disappointed about it as well, however, our cameras and security team are hard at work and the incident has been taken care of. We have a zero-tolerance policy for theft of any kind. On a lighter note, the reason all of our staff knows you is because of your legendary writing skills! Each and every one of us here does truly appreciate it. Thank you again for you continued kindness and support! Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

A Premier Dispensary!

A spur of the moment visit proved to be well worth it. Many dispensary carry the same well known strains and other lesser strains. ReLeaf carries strains like the 3X Crazy which is a profoundly enjoyable and smooth indica (GDP-OG-Bubba Kush ancestors). Reminds me of Girl Scout Cookies, just better. The very knowledgeable budtender, the discount, the edibles, easy access, personable dispensary staff, made it a great visit. Little did I know that my first visit a few weeks ago would make me a fan. Thanks to all of the ReLeaf crew for supporting those of us who patronize your establishment. In the words of Big Arnie...."I'll be Back."
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
You are definitely one of our favorites, FattFang. We are ecstatic that you are always satisfied with our medications. We highly value our reputation as a model cooperative, and we will never fail you when it comes to providing high quality medicine. From the bottom of our hearts, THANK YOU for being such a loyal and wonderful patient of ours. We truly count our blessings. Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

Truly Grateful for ReLeaf!

Another successful visit to a well run dispensary that offers what ailing bodies need. I selected more edibles and a couple of the newer strains that are in stock. The Private Reserve Midnight Platinum strain lives up to its Indica heritage by providing a fantastic body effect. Very good CBD...and relaxing effect. The God's Gift is worthy and lives up to its name! Recuperating from a recent surgery and the attendant physical therapy has been more painful than I expected. This dispensary has several strains that assist with making it all manageable. A GREAT BIG THANK YOU for the bonus Kief that was graciously shared with me. I am, and have been in the past, 100% pleased and satisfied with all of the services offered/extended to me by ReLeaf!
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
FattFang, We are truly grateful for you being our loyal patient. We are actually very impressed with your well thought out review on us. You have such great writing skills, you definitely put us to shame! We really respect our patients and their needs, and we will always make a conscious effort to be consistent with our service at all times. Thank you so much, FattFang for you support. Until next time! reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

Who is better than this!

Nobody! My second visit was just as pleasant and fulfilling as the first time. The office suite is a few steps away from the Saturday Farmers market...and is wheelchair accessible. I needed edibles and the Morsels have been good for me. I also picked up some of the excellent Banana Kush they carry. This dispensary is truly deserving of the positive comments and complements shared by myself and the other posters. Hott Chilli Cha-Cha!
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
Thank you so much, Fattfang! We are committed to providing great and consistent service to all of our beloved patients. We will never let any of our patients down by being inconsistent because there is no such thing as inconsistency over here. Thank you for jumping on the reLeaf belief! We love patients like you. Oh by the way, we are very glad that your shoulder is healing better. We are always here for your medicinal needs. Warm regards, reLeaf
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STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
5.0 stars

Impressive Fire!!!!!!!!

Recovering from a recent shoulder surgery and made a first visit to this new dispensary which proved to be worthwhile. A very professional and conscientious establishment. The suite is located in a professional building with plenty of parking on the street or rear parking lots. I chose some Pot O' Gold which is mesmerizing and intense. I usally stick with indicas or hybrids, but this time I also picked up some of the rare and outstanding Durban Poison. Yes, the staff does observe the rules of medical cannabis etiquette (see Medical Cannabis Etiquette postings made in the discussion forum). In sum, my expectations were exceeded when I came here, and I have every reason to return as I have been provided with some real Releaf!
STIIIZY Vallejo
STIIIZY Vallejo
Vallejo, California
We love your review, FattFang! We are thrilled that you our loving our medications. We are so confident in the quality our medications, we offer an excellent return policy. YES, a return policy. We understand that not all medications effect patients the same way. Therefore, if you are not satisfied with your selection, please feel free to come in with your medication bud form, and original package, we are happy to exchange your medication by equal weight value. Here at reLeaf, there is no such thing as patient's remorse. Warm Regards, reLeaf
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Harborside Oakland
Harborside Oakland
Oakland, California
5.0 stars

A High Quality Dispensary that is consistent in al

I had not been here in about a year a decided to stop by see what they had available. I asked for some Island Sweet Skunk and they only had one ounce left....and now it is mine. Although my preference is usally for an Indica, this is an amazing med! I mean a THC count of 21%.....! They were not as busy as I've seen in the past, and the parking was great and the wait short. Staff was great. Some other posters have commented on the higher prices...the extra cost is directed to the other free services that are offered like massages, etc.
Harborside Oakland
Harborside Oakland
Oakland, California
4.6 stars

Nice & Happy visit today!

Dropped in today and was served quickly. Picked up some White Russian which I had heard about but never sampled. This was a most satisfying bud experience.