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I invented the rain and why men cry. I climbed to the top of Mt. Everest just so I could sled down on a duck's back. Once, while trapped in the amazon rain forest, I bit the head of a deadly tree snake... and ate that little shit! I have blazed trees from here to Kalamazoo, and believe it or not, took a trip to the heavens where I medicated amongst the clouds and angels… only to be kicked out for eating all the munchies. I walked the line and fell into the stars, but not before spitting on a jogger by accident… they were not pleased. I've attended every Ivy League University in the U.S. and maintain 25 PHD's, in fields ranging from carpet weaving to quantum physics. I am responsible for the electric motor, the water-skiing squirrel, the mexican jumping bean and finally laughter derived from non-sense:)
128 Reviews
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

The Clear

These little cartridges rock! With the huge variety that Botanica carries you'll definitely find the right Meds for you. Thanks as always for rocking and for the Birthday discount:) -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Delicious!

T here gotta tip my hat to y'all for this last batch of Agent Orange and Durban Poison. They have amazing terpene profiles and are grown, flushed and cured correctly to bring out that oh so delicious flavor! Thanks everyone for the awesome meds and as always awesome service:)
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Awesome 4th Special!

Thanks for the 20 dollar half grams of shatter! Awesome special and you handled the flow of patients very well I only waited 15 minutes with at least 6 ahead of me:) Cheers!
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

CannaBliss Gummies....

Get you some:) Thanks for stocking these and for being awesome as always! -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Very Impressed with Your Concentrates:)

T here just wanted to say great work with your house concentrates! Shatter and crumble alike all terpy and clean:) Finally... I can get good concentrates local! Keep the good stuff coming!
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Tangie

Loving this strain for daytime pain right now! Great smoke:)
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Sour Strawberry!

T here many thanks for the recommendation on the Sour Strawberry:) Great flower with uplifting effects and a killer taste... Cheers!
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Elderberry Funk

Very strong and pungent indica hybrid. I had a migraine when I busted into the stash and it took it right away! Got to love heavy hitters like this:) I'm also going to have to agree with Shelby on the Jamaican Dream.... Killer! Thank you as always everyone at Botanica:) -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Poison:)

Durban Poison is one of my favorites. This batch is amazing absolutely perfect flavor profile and effects. Textbook all day at Botanica! Thanks guys and gals :) -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Sputnik

Great strain from Botanica's grow! Very heavy head or cerebral high... that will take you into space:) Tastes like perfume too! Thank you to everyone at Botanica as always you rock:) - T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Royal Kush

Super dense and very tasty! Great job on this one everyone at Botanica:) -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Lohan!

So this is how she feels all the time... Lucky shit ;)
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Recommendations & Meds on Point!

I love Botanica :) I love how you guys never disappoint! Got in a pickle with pain yesterday and needed something potent and delicious. Josh is like a recommendation machine! I swear every time I ask that guy what's on point he always knows what I need for my symptoms... cheers buddy! He isn't alone though anyone of the BudTenders here are very knowledgable and incredibly compassionate! Don't ever be afraid to ask... I do all the time and I am a 15+ year smoking vet ;) Thank you for never letting me down guys! -T
Nature Med
Nature Med
Tucson, Arizona
4.2 stars

I hate to do this but...

Hey guys it's been a while since my last visit, and I have to say I was really impressed with the photos of the amber colored Cali Trainwreck Shatter... unfortunately what I received was completely black and has a lot of residual plant material! What is up with that? I debated returning the product but I'm not in the habit of doing so... I would however like to see some honesty here guys and gals! You all know the picture you have posted of that wax is a complete lie and a disservice to yourselves and your patients! I was really excited to come back (after a year or so) and check you all out, especially with the grow in full swing, but this is a deal breaker for me. Simply put, you do not lie to patients... period. I should have asked to see the meds but you've been one of my trusted suppliers of them. I also do not like to write these kind of reviews, but the sheer brazen act of the lie and false advertisement has left me wondering about the true nature of your meds and your agenda. I will not be back as I feel this will indefinitely continue. Best of luck to you all. - T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Thanks for the Goodies!

Just a quick shout-out to Josh for hitting the recommendation on the head yesterday! Thank you mate feeling much better :) - T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Botanica

T here... I'm going to start by saying those who don't know this is where I do most of my shopping, so when the change came to be honest I wasn't excited. It seemed kind of silly to spend 3 years branding "The Apothecary" to change it and re-brand... well it wasn't silly actually it worked wonders. Like it or hate it you all went to check it so I'd say re-branding was brilliant! Next are the little touches made to the structure for aesthetics... Do you know anyone in town that is on this level? The answer is No... some folks have a few nice things up here and there maybe some info, but not even close to what you'll find at Botanica. When it comes to employees... Anne, Erin, Josh & Big Man Nick are the kindest most caring people I've had the pleasure of doing professional business with... and Mr. Hill is a visionary trying to bring something amazing to this little town, and I'm inclined to let him do so without impedance. Now let me talk flowers because a lot of ill-advised chatter can damage something great! I picked up some of everything.... EVERYTHING! So when I say what I'm about to say it is the truth honest and unbiassed. I am inclined to believe several of you are growers based on some of the comments below.... Little background, I am a botanist and organic chemist, so what I am about to spin is the hard facts. These buds are not all lower lums, some of these buds will naturally be lowers with bag appeal so why not use them... this is not a shady or uncommon practice... hell before BHO and Full Melt I didn't know a soul on this earth (that grows) who wouldn't sell his pretty lowers! Don't know if anyone cares but growing a plant... any plant especially a fruiting plant in any other conditions other than the plants natural environment.... I don't care how good you think your set-up is... your plants will be stressed they can even tell what month it is (not joking). We live in Arizona not California or Colorado where indoor/ outdoor conditions are basically one in the same... when the heat hits the plants feel it... inside with A/C and fans a plenty... as growers in AZ must face the harsh reality of the heat.... it destroys not creates. Anyway back to these flowers... honest they are dry to the touch; however, they are not over-cured or outdated grind one up and I'm willing to bet a perfect 63% RH for those buds as well as flushed perfect. If Boveda made a pack small enough for the pre-package bags I know for a fact these guys would be humidifying their bags. So that begs the question about weight... I weighed every bag I bought on a 50 gram calibrated powder scale. Results across the board were not only correct, there was actually MORE BUD in each bag than stated on the label by a minimum of .05 grams. So anyone running lip about weight... check your scale it needs calibration. So... I said a lot these are the facts I have presented to you not false allegations and accusations as a result of ignorance. Rather from a place of objective scientific scrutiny. Am I going to continue at Botanica? You bet your ass I am! Folks don't be swayed by rants... try for yourself. I have never had a bad experience or received sub-meds from this establishment either as The Apothecary or Botanica. Great work to everyone over there your hard work and long hours are saving lives! That is the official word on Botanica! -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
T thanks for the love! Its great patients like you that make us get up in the morning. As long as there are amazing patients, Boatnica will be here working hard for them. Much love & respect from the staff. -Botanica
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Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Let Me Say Something ;)

I've been shopping here since their first or second month of operations. I'd like to take a minute to say I am completely speechless at how you've evolved into the BEST dispensary in town... when I thought it was perfect from day one! I'm always greeted by a friend coming in, never a ten minute wait, medicine is on point... ALWAYS, knowledgeable staff, and probably the most caring wonderful group of people I have had the privilege of knowing... EVER:) So from me to you guys thank you for maintaining the highest degree of professionalism and meds to the Tucson market! Also shout out to everyone for killing it on the day-to-day.... AMAZING! -T
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
THANK YOU so much for this awesome review! We always love seeing you, thanks for brightening our day! I hope you enjoy the medicine you went home with today and we will see you soon!
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Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Apothecary Concentrates:)

T here just wanted to spot the new line from The Apothecary as being among the best concentrates in town! Those who know me know I know my concentrates;) So... give them a try. They are using good material for running... I can tell you that, and the stability of the shatter I had was fantastic! Now I'm going to be blunt... prices do need to drop on concentrates, but that to me is a State wide issue unless you want butane soup:/ Overall these concentrates are extremely high quality with a nice clean hit and potent too. For a first go at concentrates very very well done:) Thanks guys and gals!
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
Hello, T! Thank you for the awesome review. We're very with our concentrates right now and we think they'll only get better! We predict the prices will drop when production increases state wide. Thank you again for your positivity and we always love seeing you at the dispensary!
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Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

CITRIX!

T here wanted to spot out the Citrix (Grapefruit x LA Confidential) as FIRE! Erin recommend this strain to me and boy she was dead on. Very nice balanced hybrid with an amazing citrus flavor and scent. Citrix is potent as hell too... not sure but about results my guess would be around 20%. My good friends at The Apothecary are loaded with more strains than I could smoke so get over and see what is up! I heard the Glad Max was evil good too:) Thanks for the recommended HEAT :) Cheers guys and gals!
Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
Hey, T! Thank you so much for the Citrix review! We grew that strain ourselves and we are very proud, so glad you liked it! Sorry I missed you and I hope to see you soon!! -Anne
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Botanica
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona
5.0 stars

Chocolope!

T here real quick... get some Chocolope! What an awesome Sativa for you daytime folks:) Really great looking buds with a very unique smell... two-three tokes and your going to feel proper! Tastes like a mild chocolate, mint and earth. As always... thank you to The Apothecary!