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I invented the rain and why men cry. I climbed to the top of Mt. Everest just so I could sled down on a duck's back. Once, while trapped in the amazon rain forest, I bit the head of a deadly tree snake... and ate that little shit! I have blazed trees from here to Kalamazoo, and believe it or not, took a trip to the heavens where I medicated amongst the clouds and angels… only to be kicked out for eating all the munchies. I walked the line and fell into the stars, but not before spitting on a jogger by accident… they were not pleased. I've attended every Ivy League University in the U.S. and maintain 25 PHD's, in fields ranging from carpet weaving to quantum physics. I am responsible for the electric motor, the water-skiing squirrel, the mexican jumping bean and finally laughter derived from non-sense:)
128 Reviews
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
TO INDICAGUY89...
T here.... dunno why you feel the need to inform me of anything. I have no desire to listen to you preach to me. I'm not broke or worried about the meds I purchase for myself. If my reviews offend you they aren't aimed at you, but I apologize if writing a review makes you upset. Also... you do not know me, and I don't want to know you... so leave me out of your problems! Ultimately, you are responsible for your own actions and words though. I hope you're happy talking this way to a fellow patient?! Especially since you claim to be a patient advocate through your words?!
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Lemon Indica Drift
T here with the word. This Indica Drift is amazing medicine. I prefer this for evening and night use now, and this stuff really does help with skeletal pain, as well as, sleep. That's a great addition to your inventory and my routine! I highly recommend everyone give it a try that has back pain... the lemon flavor is a nice touch too. Keep bringing these high quality meds and I will keep doing this! Cheers to my Botanica family as always. -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
SHUT DOWN
T here with some info on those new 10:1 WANA gummies. They are better than any other edible I’ve used (next to Drift)! Amazing body high that eases muscle and skeletal ache... for real. One gummy... I weigh 215 and have been using cannabis daily for over 20 years, should give you an idea of the potency;) All that said... this is how I dose myself because I left a part out lol... so get a gummy out and sit at the dab rig. Make a small high potency THC dab and heat your nail. Pop the gummy in your mouth and hold it there. Dunk the dab and hold it while you chew the gummy. Exhale when you’ve swallowed... we call it a Shut-Down 🤪🤯😍 Try it and lemme know;) Love to all my Botanica fam!!!! -T.
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Thanks!
Just a HUGE thank you to everyone for the 420 bash! Massive crowd with good times and great deals... we all appreciate your hard work 😊 -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
WANA Gummies!
Tip top marks for bringing these to Tucson! I’ve only seen and used these in Colorado and they are amazing! Not only are they VEGAN... everyone get that, vegan gummies made with pectin. Theses gummies are serious medication without any animal products... it’s an edible I can use! They’re potent and the price is right! I can’t wait to see the rest of their product line in your shop. Elevated medicine from Botanica... I don’t see anyone else playing big... just saying ;) - T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
The New Pricing Is Awesome!
Well that pretty much says it all... you guys just destroyed everything around here with these new prices. I’d also like to point something out because a lot of folks talk big and really have no idea wtf they are saying... let’s keep it real. Putting a Boveda pack in the package is brilliant. If you aren’t familiar with Boveda check them out! If you think Boveda packs are dumb... you’ve never grown weed! So shut your mouth. I grabbed two strains, both are insane when it comes to trim, cure, terpene profiles and bud density. If those things aren’t important to you... shop somewhere else! I’ve been a patient here since the day they opened, or damn close, regardless they have never served a substandard product here in terms of bud... even when much was sourced through caregivers etc. They have a minimalist grow approach that is pesticide free and sustainable. If you’re unsure ask one of the awesome folks who works there... tell them T sent you😉 Don’t Talk S@!t... learn. Peace ✌🏽
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Love your shop!
T here and without a doubt that title applies to Botanica... if you don’t like it take your butt somewhere else and indulge in... well that I’m unsure of?! I’ve been to almost every operating dispensary in AZ and a crap ton in Cali and Colorado. As far as AZ is concerned Botanica is hands down the best when it comes to quality, selection, staff, ambience and patient care. If you don’t agree... that’s great take your bs hate filled mouth and go shop somewhere else... my guess is most of these clowns talking crap aren’t legitimately ill to begin with and broke😂 I love my shop Botanica... I’ve loved this shop since they opened as The Apothecary so many years back... so thank you from my heart! If you’re reading this and don’t know me. Trust I only mess with the best... period. Money is intrinsic to Quality here... go look up that word 😂 Love to all my Botanica family!! -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Valentines Kief Hearts!
Thank you for the FREE Valentines Day gift:) I wasn’t expecting to get free pollen pressed hearts... just for coming in! Always keep that good coming Botanica... it is always appreciated:) -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Thank You Botanica!
T here I only want to thank you for the Drift:) I know that it was a long and drawn out process; however, I’m back of Benzodiazepines thanks to you:) Erin you are a colorful haired angel and everyone else keep killing it! Peace, Love and Happy New Year! - T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Firebrand Tincture:)
So I’m a huge fan of tinctures. I’ve tried most of them available in AZ. With the exception of Drift, this Firebrand Tincture is just that... fire 🔥 Don’t let the price scare you off the bottle is 700mg the product is so clear and clean. What I really enjoy about the product is the precision dosing... made easy by the lovey dropper that is labeled in milligrams. Elevated medication at a great price... always good to see my Botanica fam :) -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
$10 Green Crack:)
Just a thank you for the 10 dollar green crack:) Great cure and a heavy hitter with a flavorful punch... what the hell else do you need? Cheers! -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Sample Pack:)
T here I'm just real quick pointing out these sample 1/8ths that are mixed indica etc. This is probably the best deal in Tucson, for quality medicine, during happy hour. Much appreciated as always and I'm looking forward to the Drift... You Rock!
Dr. Heather Moroso
Tucson, AZ5.0 stars
Tucson's Original Cannabis Doctor
Doc and I have known each other since year one... so five trips in total. I love this lady she is honest, sincere and compassionate. She is also a very smart individual... I like that in my doctors! Champion people doing life changing things here... who do you mess with? I'll stick with the best. -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Thanks for keeping it gangster 🐍💨
T here just a shoutout to my Botanica people. I appreciate you and your hard work. I like that as a community, patients can rely on you guys to bring the best.... always! So from me to you cheers on being the only real spot in Tucson. For always having my meds on point, I just wanted to say thanks 🙏🏽 All you who doubt this please... I know what I believe - T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Killer Live Resin
T here grabbed some Blue Dream and Citrix live resin the other day. Both are a sugar wax and both are spot on:) Terpene profiles are rich with heavy hitting medication for whatever symptom! I'm very picky about my concentrates and these ticked all the boxes. Cheers to all and well done!
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Lol!
T here... I've taken over your review board haha. Really just wanted to say this Dr. Who is one of the best strains I've ever purchased. Only one other strain, Purple Passion, has these qualities to me, and she's so rare I've only had her once over the years. This DW of yours is sticky indica heavy high at its terpy finest 🤑 Anyway... get you some Dr. Who - Love T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Another great review ;)-
T here as per usual... got to say 10 dollars for that Amnesia Haze #1 is a great deal. Those buds are frosty and tasty. What else do you need? The answer is New York Sour:) Great cure on this one with nice dense buds. The flavors coming through are lovely and not overwhelming, very smooth on the pallet. A pack of CannaBliss gummies and I'm set for the week. Much love for all your hard work! - T
Botanica
Tucson, ArizonaThanks for the love, T! Sending it back your way!
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Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Tahoe OG is Killer!
T here... Your latest batch of Tahoe OG is great:) Awesome terpene profile and heavy hitting high this will always be a favorite of mine! Cheers as always:)
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Buy one get one 50%!
Great special! Thanks for running the holidays like champs. I know a lot of patients appreciate the extra cash off meds it says a lot about who you are:) Happy Holidays and thanks again! -T
Botanica
Tucson, Arizona5.0 stars
Hell's Fire
Hells Fire live resin... On point! Great profile with instant alleviation of symptoms... just hope you guys keep up the live resin I'm a huge fan two dabs in. Awesome work:) -T