Goat Piss

Goat Piss is a strain with a name even a mother couldn't love, but it's stranger still to hear that this name has been used not once, but twice.

In origin story number one, Goat Piss is a mashup by breeder Rainja from some truly funky genetics: Golden Goat x Golden Shower. To get even cruder, both its parents come from a long line of Cat Piss genetics. Little has been said about this version's effects, flavors, or visuals.

The second and more widely discussed version of Goat Piss is a complicated cross of a Stardawg X Cookies & Cream mother with a The Black father, all combined with Green Crack and Bubblegum. Released by Third Eye Genetics, this riff of Goat Piss is balanced, with a surprising aromatic profile that's sweet, citrusy, and earthy. In case you were wondering, it's not at all goaty, nor will you catch a whiff of ammonia. The effects are reported to be mellow and relaxing.