Funeral Cake
Funeral Cake puts a lively twist on a grave name. Uncle Pete and Mr. Seeds created this Michigan hybrid in Prudenville by crossing a Strawberry Banana Sherbet male with an Ice Cream Cake female, followed by repeated backcrossing. The breeder lists it as 70% sativa, though that label hardly promises a light landing.
Strawberry shortcake, soft earth, and a little gas show up in grower descriptions. Other accounts bring creamy banana, vanilla, and a sharper lemon-lime tang into the mix. Sweet pastry has company here: the fruit can turn tart, and the finish carries some dirt under its fingernails.
Firsthand smokers describes an unusual pairing of mental lift and focus with a body high that keeps the couch occupied. Broader strain accounts add happy, sociable, sometimes giggly effects before a sleepier finish. The review pool is small, but the breeder also emphasizes its strength. The conversation may stay alive longer than your evening plans.
Funeral Cake is available as feminized seed, with a breeder-listed flowering time of about 70 days. Its creators report success both indoors and outdoors in northern Michigan. They describe high yields without publishing a dependable weight range or mature-height specification.
Deep purple coloration is a defining trait, with some plants developing flowers dark enough to appear nearly black. The breeder describes the ground flower as resembling purple shavings. Those colors are documented phenotypic characteristics, not evidence that every seed will produce an identical finish.
