(theorem) cannabis Carefully•Curated•Cannabis I502 compliant WA state retail cannabis 21+ only Come see us at the top of Lake Washington!
At Theorem Cannabis, we are proud to offer premium WA state grown, carefully, curated cannabis. What does "carefully curated" mean? Carefully curated means that, at Theorem, we procure our products from only the best and most responsible growers and processors in the state of Washington. Carefully curated means that our friendly and knowledgeable product specialists avoid a one-size-fits-all mentality and can create a personalized experience that will meet your specific needs. Carefully curated means that we are constantly innovating and expanding our knowledge to deliver something new and unexpected. Carefully curated means that we value aesthetic and organization. Already an experienced "Cannaseur" or just short on time? We got you! Most importantly, carefully curated means that we care about the people and products that come through our shop! Drop by one of our stores today and explore all that we have to offer!
This place bums me out. To expound, I noticed that they will always upsell the most expensive products; it's clearly a commission situation. They don't really do cartridge returns. The staff are insincere and often pretentious.
For the most part, I was impressed with Theorem. From the front door, the store is clean and attractively laid out. Security measures are easy to reach and you are quickly checked in. The store is obviously popular; they were busy the entire time my husband and I were there. The downside? Theorem is not handicapped (as in wheelchair) accessible - not even a little bit. There are two small steps up to the door, but a portable ramp won’t work, because there is a concrete curb inches in front of the bottom step. A second set of steps divides the entry from the display area, which makes an additional obstacle for me. With help from my husband, I managed to get into the lower area, where a folding chair was provided for me, The staff was very knowledgeable and assisted me in finding the products I needed. Despite the difficulties, I felt like I was well cared for by Theorem and look forward to doing business with them again.
I always have a good experience in Theorem. As a daily CBD smoker i have found it difficult to find quality CBD strains so this store in perfect for me. The staff are so knowledgeable about their products and have helped me find strains that have works wonders for me. Pine Tsunami ftw!
I went here with my friend to find some vape cartridges. Everyone is very nice and attentive, seemed to know their products really well! I agree with others that parking was challenging, but it's better than trying to find a parking space in downtown Seattle. If I'm in the area I'd definitely go back again!
Great selection, prices are reasonable , accessibility is the main issue for this location. I wish this place the success but I believe the location and parking will keep it from being great.
Thank you for the review. We are working very hard to get our parking situation adjusted.
Bought what was supposed to be a gram pre-roll, ended up with a half-gram pre-roll. Dunno whose mistake it was (whether the manufacturer messed up or someone at Theorem is switching em out) but I know I got screwed. It's the closest store to me, which has always sucked cuz their prices are a 1 or 2 higher per gram than other stores but this incident is the icing on the cake. Guess it is ten more minutes on the road from now on for me. Would not recommend.
Thank you for taking the time to report your experience. We sincerely apologize that you left not pleased. We aim to provide the highest level of customer service, products, and competitive pricing. All of our products are pre packaged and sealed before they arrive to the store. Dependent upon the grind used on the flower, this could predicate what size the pre roll will be after rolling it up. While we offer top shelf, high quality products, we also offer competitive pricing. We invite you to return to the store for a much more positive, fresh experience.
The staff was helpful and polite and the selection was wide enough that I got to try some new strains, so that was pretty dope. Parking is silly though and getting here on 522 in rush hour is not on my list of favorite things, but they have a parking lot. Bud price is reasonable and I like their deals.
Thank you for being understanding! We are trying our best and will continue to keep serving kind folks like yourself!
Good product and definitely high top shelf quality product. Friendly and knowledgeable staff. Parking is fine - just get used to navigating on and off of the 522. Prices are matching the quality of their product. Look for deals like two prerolls for $10 or 3 for $15 from some suppliers they carry. I enjoy the convenience on my daily route.
access sucks, prices are very high and one time I bought some that had a bunch of seeds in it and they told me no refund or discount on future purchase. cash only. If I'm gonna get seeds with no recourse and have to pay cash I might as well by from my old dealer and get a better price...
We invite you to return to the store for a fresh visit! We have overhauled our prices and have brought on many new products. Cheers!