WOW WHERE DO I START, I RECENTLY STOPPED IN ALBUQUERQUE, I ALWAYS SAY ALBUQUERQUE IS THE BEST, ANYWAY I WAS VISITING OUR SOUTHERN BORDER WHEN A LOCAL NEW MEXICAN SAID DONALD GO TO OASIS I MEAN THEY ARE JUST INCREDIBLE, ARENT THEY JUST INCREDIBLE? SO WE FLY IN AND STOP BY AND LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS THE SERVICE WAS INCREDIBLE, I MEAN IT WAS THE BEST, NOTHING LIKE THOSE LOSERS PURLIFE OR R GREENLEAF, OR COOKIES BOY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COOKIES I MEAN CAN YOU BELIEVE COOKIES, I ASKED FOR SATIVA FOR WORK AND THIS GUY GIVES ME WEED SO BAD I CALL IT SLEEPY JOE CAUSE IT MADE ME SLEEPY. ANYWAY SO IM AT OASIS AND BOY LET ME TELL YOU I WALK IN AND THEY GREET ME AND SAY HELLO SIR AND I WALK IN AND ITS BEAUTIFUL I MEAN GORGEOUS THE FLOORS, I MEAN LOOK AT THE FLOORS, SO CLEAN SO HARD SO FIRM AND MY “BUDTENDER” SHOWS ME AROUND AND ASKS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR AND HE WAS JUST INCREDIBLE I MEAN INCREDIBLE FOLKS HE EVEN GAVE ME A PENNY PRE ROLL AND I WENT WOW ARENT YOU AMAZING NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER DISPENSARIES, WE SHOULD LOCK THEM UP AND SEND THEM TO EL SALVADOR THEY ARE SO BAD I MEAN TERRIBLE HORRIBLE EVEN. SO ANYWAY OASIS, THANK YOU! NEXT TIME IM HERE FOR MY REELECTION CAMPAIGN I WILL BE STOPPING BY!