Vega89
3 Reviews

Abatin Wellness Center x 4 Twenty Market
Sacramento, California5.0 stars
Sweet cherry crush!
I've recently come to notice how quickly I fall in love. Her hair, her scent, her pleasure forever burns in my vessel. But this is all imaginary. Yes, you see, it is never wise to get so involved with a plant. Her experience, although life changing, is truly temporary... Today I'd like to share my experience with Ms. Cherry Ak-47. A rather strange name for a lady to address herself by but I'm up for new things. Hell, let's get the party started. Kidding aside, her name is simply the surface of her intoxication. Below her neckline lies a wonderful world of strange and fascinating lustful desires. I met her as a split 8th. Back then I was simply sampling and didn't really expect her to pack such a powerful punch. But once I discovered the truth, she's been all I can think about. Now of course I still think about other things. Eating, drinking, sleeping, living a life full of adventure, breathing ... yes these are all still very important to me ; ) The first thing you'll notice is that the bud is very well trimmed. Professional with a wild side, proper yet perverted. And that's it. I'm done talking about her looks. Let's move on to her personality: The high hits you like a sledge-hammer in slow motion. By far the best smoke I've had in the past couple of years. She reminds me of a sinful brunette who prefers to present herself only to a select chosen few. And the closer you get, while moving in to take a bite of her neck, you'll soon find yourself entranced by her sensually inviting scent. I can't stop breathing you in ... Her love comes in waves and the ocean begs for her presence. Take her on a hike, get outdoors and as far away from any city/civilization as you can. Burn a couple of vacation days and see the world for once! Now if you're a bit timid and something like skydiving into the Grand Canyon seems a bit extreme right now, then dedicate a day to yourself and visit Muir Woods. You have no idea what you're missing and while we're on it, everyone should visit Muir Woods at least TWICE in their lifetime* In conclusion, thank you for your time and I appreciate your audience. The unforgettable faces at Abatin Wellness have truly done something amazing here. And to the alchemist in charge of introducing this spectacular wonder to the world, I would be honored if I could one day shake your hand. Take care my friends, be well & be safe.
The Sanctuary Dispensary - Sacramento
Sacramento, California3.8 stars
Mixed review
I've been here a couple times. Overall, the staff and atmosphere are very cool. The bud, however, not so much. This can also be attributed to my ridiculously high tolerance level and the only menu items I would recommend are the Hi-Fi bars. Be very careful with these because a little goes a very long way.
Seriously though: if you're a novice then only consume half a square for starters. Then wait exactly 1 hour before eating any more! There are 4 squares total per bar in case you're wondering...
This place has some of the best pricing I've seen but with most of their menu (like 99% of the time) I experience nothing more than a sweet chemical aftertaste and a very faint buzz at best. Very clean and well kept environment with a lot of potential for sure. Anyway, go here if you just need something quick and simple without much psychoactive qualities.
One more thing I'd like to add:
The presence of a tip jar at almost every register is very tacky and unprofessional. I don't know why but this just annoys the hell outta me. So yeah, a couple key improvements and this place will be right on track.
Perfect Union Weed Dispensary Northside Sacramento
Sacramento, California3.6 stars
What a hottie!
The bud tender (Angela I think it was) is super cool and absolutely hot as hell! This place has a lot of the same strains as a recently shut down dispensary used to carry. I've found a new place ever since but haven't forgot about old friends.
You never feel rushed and the staff is very inviting. I personally enjoy rockin' out to dubstep when I'm consuming and Angela is always the highlight of my visit. I've got a little crush on her but shhhhh! No telling.
If you're in the area then feel free to stop on by. Their meds are ok and I wish they had more edibles. Oh well, lots of room for progress!
Take care and happy holidays : )