So fast and everything was correct, def coming back

Killed this one with my good friend Betes as we sat beside the campfire this weekend. We call him Betes because he has diabetes, but it’s type 1 so he was born with it, it’s not Maybeline. Anyway, he took two blinkers, shot up and said “oooweee, 2 sweet 4 me”. Now, I had already rolled a joint for the occasion, but that diabetes sweetness had him out, so I smoked it all by my lonesome. I sat beside that fire with Richard M. Nixon and Vlad Putin and my good friend Betes while Ella Fitzgerald played in the backdrop. I watched the fire burn to embers and it was done by one. Pineapple Express is more than a movie, it’s one hell of a good cartridge.

Tastes distinctly like grape kool aid and hits gets ya dazed good and fast. These days a 1 gram cart is making it about a week, if that. Grandaddy Purp has been the soundtrack to such quarantine activites as reading Purgatorio and Heidegger’s Metaphysics, as well as an equal or greater amount of time staring into space convinced I’m seeing the end. Whatever the case, Purp is perfectly potent for your pandemic 🍇

Tastes distinctly like yellow Laffy Taffy, faux banana flavoring, really easy to just sit back and sip and forget long enough to drift pretty easy. Lasted six days and had me so blasted I came back to change the review I wrote of it, too blasted lol

Stiiizy “Cannabis Derived Terpenes” (or “Silver” grade Pod) Grape Ape is worth. First hit immediately reminded me of the scent of craft store fake flowers when I’d accompany my mother as a child, wondering what gave them that floral feel without being real. Grape Ape is actually a strain I have enough experience with as grass to say that it’s packaged description of “offering exceptional synergy in both flavor and potency” is on point. While synergy might be used as a heady misnomer, the pod really hits nicely and has good flavor for sure. Whereas I noted a singular dab taste in the Sour Gorilla Live Resin pod, I can say the taste of this might be seen as more generally appealing, if still leaning more herbal than fruity. So price-wise a Silver is gonna be a 50% bump, compared to what I’ve heard termed classic pods, and is currently only available in half grams (if you aren’t getting screwed, you’re paying $24-36-48 for each respective cartridge level). So it’s worth a $12 bump imo 🔥🔥🔥

Once knew a Cake named Apple who asked his high @ss homie Phantom which wax would knock his @ss out when the ‘rents are on his bum and his girl be beepin’ but he just ain’t about it. Well Cake knew little of grass or wax, so said simply sunny Sativa or Indica indacouch and, being that his answer was the former, I recommended him this ‘un right here, with that berry flavor and that gas to set you right no matter the mood. “Really helps relax” a Cake told me, and I agree, Strawberry Cough is k!ller.

At first I thought this was just some hypebeast phallus sh!t make it bigger and pay more kinda thing, but actually this is worth the upgrade if you use it enough. For $20 more than the regular you get a battery that lasts significantly longer. I’ve heard “hits harder” attributed as well and I don’t know about that, it hits the same but you don’t have to charge as often. The design is really cool and less juul, more it’s own thing, plus I think it’s more durable and harder to lose. Dope pen, highly recommended - plug n’ play sounds like a d!ldo stiiizy all the way lol

So you’re shallow like me and wondering “hmm, I like regular stiiizy pods, and this one’s got shiny gold packaging, BUT it’s double the price. Is it worth it?” After a couple days I’m willing to say yes, but with a few caveats. The live resin hits like a dab, like numbs your face and has you wondering when you become such good friends with the manager of the pizza store “hits like a dab”, but it also seems to go a bit faster than a regular pod. Also, flavor-wise, this isn’t going to please your average wax pen enthusiast and I would disagree outright with the “fruity” description, it’s a strong herbal taste like wax off a rig and that’s not for everybody. So, would I buy it again? Maybe, but their price tag prevents them taking the place of regular pods for me personally. If you’re curious to try and this sounds good then go for it

Pod’s got me good and high while we’re all locked inside and I figured I’d get baked and write reviews for everything I could lol. I’d say this one’s relaxing with a flavor like snow cone slush or the last of a rainbow dip n’ dots container. I think I could sleep or run a mile, but whatever the case, my mind is right; highly recommend OG Kush 🔥🔥🔥

Moved back home after years in LA only to find they opened a damn Stiiizy store behind the old redrum Burger. 🤩 Best wax carts on the market for cheaper than you’ll get them anywhere else. Plus there are great daily deals and the staff is always super friendly

Good grass and some solid deals