kstanstoneyman
Weed Sommelier. Name your ailments, and I will guide you to the best combustibles to cure you up upz and awayzzz. Sativa and Indica are just labels, humans have feelings.
64 Reviews
5.0 stars

Homies R Us

Easily the best prices and cleanest dispensary in Santa Ana. Customer service is key at Tropicanna, they let you take all the time you need. Frequenting the original Santa Ana shops, most are unfriendly and awkward. The homies at Tropicanna have reps from different cannabis companies every week. Went there for bogo dart pods and was impressed on knowledge of all products. Got a sick flamingo lighter, and it’s hard to miss a giant pink building so 10/10 for visibility!
3.0 stars

Shark Shitzzzz

Ehhhhh I feel like this gave me Popcorn Lung. The high was strong but this ish ain’t organic fam, don’t get it twisted!
5.0 stars

High dose, High Risk

Gave my friend 30mgs of Cookies, and he had a psychotic episode, I just had the best sleep of my life. My experience tells me these cookies are so strong!
5.0 stars

3 Bears Blastoff

My homies and I all took a couple dabs of the 3 Bears in the late afternoon, and we’re good for the rest of the day.
5.0 stars

Raw AF

Suddenly the pain in my stomach has gone away as if I’m floating on water. Then I forgot my setting completely and the moment was there. 5 beers deep it took me out of my drunken stupor into a high euphoria and I decided to achieve personal goals after this feeling, did a couple good deeds, and got home safe.
5.0 stars

Cleanest Cart I’ve ever had

I know the title is bogus, but as you peruse my reviews, I have smoked premium vape lines of all kinds, but the general consensus of four lovely ladies I just had drinks with for the past couple hours and myself just enjoyed Candy Jack to its fullest. This strain is great for stimulating conversation and keeps you sociable, get it get it get it!!!
5.0 stars

I’m Soaking in the Sun

I’m so high I forgot to put on sunblock. Woahhhh, where am I?
5.0 stars

1st Place

Best Hybrid edible cookie, hands down. Just one little cookie and you’re rocked!
5.0 stars

Mellow. Juicy. With a tepid Afterbirth

Enjoy your days as a King.
3.0 stars

Sleep

Harsh flavor, 5 minutes later knocks you out though!
1 star

Don’t waste your money OG

Wow, this is gross. Now I know THCClear products are extremely inconsistent. Didn’t get high at all! Don’t buy tasted like e juice!
4.0 stars

I Prefer Shortbread

So whatevs I could cry for not getting one of the other doming indica pods.
5.0 stars

REAL STONERS SMOKE STIIIZYS

Just don’t do flashcards.
5.0 stars

Do a Rasta Color!!

I have one battery, ready to buy more, give me some designs. Let me engrave my name on it. I’m ready to buy more batteries.
5.0 stars

Real Stoners Smoke Stiiizyss

It’s like drinking grape soda all day, except you get high.
5.0 stars

Real Stoners Smoke Stiiizysss

Can’t decide if I should eat a chocolate muffin, or resume the newest season of Narcos.
5.0 stars

Stay Stoney My Friends

“LUKE, pass that to the left” Classic Jedi strain, and the force is one with this one. Great nighttime knocker!
5.0 stars

Real Stoners Smoke Stiizyss

Watch out for that San Andreas Fault Line, because SFV Og brings that 10.0 Magnitude High!!
3.0 stars

Overrated OG

Get past the fake advertising and Ignore the word, “Rainbow”. Unfortunately OG Kush is a generic old strain, but in Stiizy terms, my opinion says “House Wax”. No actual lineage from their OG strain, it’s the weakest Stiizy cartridge.
5.0 stars

Hardcore OG

A wise strain to use for extracts, Hardcore OG always has a high yield, and this Stiizy pod is no different. This hardcore keeps with lit for a substantial period of time.