CaddyShaq
Kazammin' I'm slammin that ball through the hoop I'm caddy Shaq daddy, cross-eyed when I shoot Beef cake sweet cake all in my loop Cookie dough mashed potato's won't you give me a scoop
65 Reviews
3.0 stars
Not as relaxing as I was expecting.
This stuff is very piney... and very sweet. I can smell and see the genetics shining through from the Pineapple Pez Melonade. Tropical and fluffy with n initial jolt of energy until the cross from the Styrofoam Cup hits the body. This one hit me more like a hybrid, rather than a "full indica" like the Styro. It kind of gave me anxiety and the burn was off because the flower was too moist. Likely because they rushed the drying process for a quicker sale. This one wasn't for me.
5.0 stars
Styrodome Cup
This is a heavy hitter! Straight the dome and then the body. Out of all the strains I've tried by Team Elite, this one takes the cake.
5.0 stars
Good job on this one, Foothill River Farms
Good balanced effects, not sleepy and not too racy. Perfect for an easy hike , a walk on the beach or getting things done around the house. It reminds me of "Orange Tree" by with more of a peach-ring flavor.
2.0 stars
Tangxiety
Big coastal sun fan but this one gives me anxiety every time. I love Tangimal and Han Solo Burger but together it just makes me feel strange. The taste is great but the high just never sit well with me. I've had it about 8 different times over the last 2 to 3 years. My review will remind me to pass on it.
2.0 stars
I really enjoyed this the first time...
The quality of this current batch is not very good. It tastes like dirt and soil. I would no recommend it..
3.0 stars
Decent Greenhouse For The Price Of $25
I was surprised by this. It has a loud nose, a nice lung expansion with effects that are desirable for OG fans. My only knock is that after smoking only a bit... your lungs feel heavy. Perhaps the flush wasnt 100%. That would also explain the taste. Overall, this is good if you just want to smoke on a budget, but I am not 100% in on this one.
5.0 stars
As a Tangie enthusiast....
This is superior to most tangie strains. It reminds me of the Tangie/Orange Valley OG cross with Cookies & Cream. Very similiar profile to the strain "Orange Creamsicle" or "Coastal Creamsicle" it has a certain GSC aspect to it. It's labeled as Sativa but by that it feels like a 60/40 Sativa Dominate. Very potent with some lung expansion which is a rare for Sativa smoke. It has a very similar terp profile to Jack Herer but with more orange than lemon/pine. Surprisingly, I enjoyed this more than the Biscotti by Cali Lotus. Far better than CBX L'orange in terms of effect and cure.
5.0 stars
Mellow Hybrid
I enjoyed this. It's a pretty mellow hybrid, not nearly as potent as other Hybrids. Great quality flower but I wouldn't pay more than $50 for it.
5.0 stars
Quality OG
It's rare to find above average OG these days. This is definitely top shelf. I am enjoying it. This is heavy hitter with good potency, but I would'nt pay more than $60 for it. l will say that from my experience smoking for 20 years and all the rec brands. This is far better quality OG than anything from Connected, CBX, Fresh Baked or Kush Co.
5.0 stars
Grown by La Cuesta Encantada Farm/Mendocino County
Nice relaxing hybrid that is grown well. Good quality greenhouse grown by a partnered farm.
1 star
Grown By Green Synergy Farms In Nevada County
Two Different Growers Of This 1 Strain in a Coastal Sun Jar... Neither Of Them Are Grown By Coastal Sun... The first batch I had by Riverstar Farms was decent. but this by Green Synergy is weak. The bud smokes like it was sungrown in a ditch of dirt. I was expecting good quality Greenhouse. Like mentioned, this isn't even grown by Coastal Sun. I'd avoid it. It smells of fresh cut grass with a mix of berry. Not potent at all. Smoked a whole eighth and we felt NOTHINGS.
3.0 stars
What lacks in flavor makes up for in effect
I emptied the joints into a clean, water filtered bong and the quality of the grind was decent. Although I will say, I'm not getting any lemon cherry gelato. I'm a big fan of CS's eighths but was curious about their preroll. I could taste some trim but in terms of effect for price point... it's a good buy. I'd recommend a different strain. Regardless, I've had brands like Alien Labs and CBX... that charge $15-$25 for a 1 gram joint.. this 1/8th in the form of 10 mini j's for $25 is a steal. Cleaner quality smoke put into these prerolls than some of the big overpriced brands' 💯
5.0 stars
Tim3Capsule
Love the fact that 3C is keeping quality GG#4 alive in todays market with this variant. It's rare to find these days and this takes me back. This hits like a very potent 90/10 Indica "Hybrid" . I typically enjoy GG4 because I find it to be a perfect blend of uplift and relaxation.... unfortunately, i found this one to be a complete downer. I realize people enjoy these intoxicating effects, so I am giving it a fair shake with 5 stars. It's good quality, it's just not for me.
4.0 stars
Grown By Henry's Original / Mendocino County
This flower produces nice, relaxing effects but lacks in the terp department. I would buy it again simply for it's anti anxiety property. Not that potent but its expected with a $20 eighth. The listed "Content" effect is accurate.
2.0 stars
I was expecting more from this collab....
your regular stuff is better than any of the new collab strains. This has minimal taste and minor effects. Very disappointed.
5.0 stars
Garlic Grove
We took this trip to Garlic Grove, it smelt like Chemdawg inside the van, oh yeah. This ain't no bunky, reggae party...$30 out the door.
2.0 stars
Moonlight Mints by Glass House Farms]
There seems to be a recurring theme with Glass House Farms. The terpenes/smell/taste are typically very minimal or non-existent but the bud quality is usually pretty nice with medium/moderate effects. Bud=7 Smell=3 Taste=3 Burn=7 Smoothness=9 Potency=5
2.0 stars
not "premium medium-sized buds" as advertised
It's not a bad price but the majority of the 7g bag were small nugs with little to no trichomes. There were a few medium sized buds but after reading the description of the product, i was expecting a bag of medium sized buds...
5.0 stars
Hereradise
Great sativa that reminds me a lot of the legendary Jack Herer. Sweet pine and fruit terps with an uplifting social high and minimal body buzz. Great daytime smoke with no anxiety. Instant classic!
4.0 stars
Good! Just Not As Great As The Past
I've loved this strain for years. The description was spot-on. It had a great taste and an intoxicating body buzz while still remaining uplifted and social. THIS year has been significantly different on all aspects...The flower never seems to burn well and produced a lacklust taste. The effects gave me anxiety and little-to-no body buzz at all. Nontheless, it is still good quality and better than 95% of the other brands out there.