Ok so I got my weed fast as balls. Like bruh, the driver was faster than your local pizza guy . Like legit was in the middle of stomping guts in Street Fighter 6 but the driver was too damn fast. So I lost my ranked match but you know what I won? I won the power of friendship and the wonders of marijuana. Yes indeed it was the Return of The Mac. Nikki Motherfuggin Mack! She came in clutch when I needed her most. See, I'm a veteran and doctors said my brain no workie so normal. Monkey lost marble. Weed helps monkey veteran brain feel better. Thank you Re-Up, I appreciate you. I also appreciate Nikki for working the swing shift for night owls like myself. Don’t sleep much!

Maven likes to let consumers know that its been 5 whole years since Saturn OG was last grown. Well I’m here to say I can see why! Nug appearance: 2/5 Upon opening and examining the bud, an almost cartoonish yellow-green hue can be seen on the nug. Trichomes? What are those! Not on Maven’s nugs! Flower appears airy, tiny, and looks like Pacific Stone changed their name to Maven. Smell: 1/5 Smells like dirt and disappointment. Price: 1/5 Somehow both Maven and Sanctuary keep raising prices on all their product. At $72 post tax, this flower is far from worth it. The value and quality just ain’t there folks. Overall: 2/5 Mid as hell outdoor hybrid garbage posing as “indoor” weed. Flower looks lifeless, taste is poo poo, and somehow I am now more sober after smoking Maven’s Saturn OG. Avoid like your wallet depends on it!

The quality of their concentrate is horrendous. I would rather dab Dawn Dish Soap than “Moon Walk” concentrate. Absolutely disgusting, poor quality, and overpriced. You guys are crooks. You’re an embarrassment to this community and just another company interested in dollars above all else. You guys lost a customer.

I decided to make the commute from Roseville to Davis to visit the STIIZY store and was not let down. It’s a small but comfortable and inviting environment. The bud tenders didn’t appear to hate their lives (Retail Workers Rise Up!) like they do at the local dispensaries I normally frequent. The prices on flower, edibles, and concentrate are some of the best I’ve seen in the Tri County area and are worth the trip alone. I highly recommend STIIZY Davis to all my fellow flower fans.

Top notch customer service and prices aren’t too shabby. One of my preferred dispensaries anytime I find myself in the San Jose area.