Petrolia

Petrolia is the no-frills nickname that stuck to Petrolia Headstash, an Afghan indica that’s been lurking in Humboldt since the pre-Soviet days. Reeferman Seeds’ Charles Scott put his name on it, but the plant’s reputation was sealed long before: old-world Afghan stock smuggled west, then sharpened into a breeder’s secret weapon.

This cut isn’t famous for hype; it’s famous for reliability. Generations of inbreeding turned it into a resin factory that built heavyweights like Herijuana and tightened up countless crosses. In breeder circles, Petrolia earned a simple tagline: the strain that makes everything better.

Bust open a bud and it’s pure hash nostalgia — myrcene, caryophyllene, and pinene stacking wood, musk, and spice until it smells like a hillside in Kabul. Flavor follows suit: earthy, piney, hash-heavy smoke that doesn’t care about dessert trends.

As for the ride? Reports say Petrolia doesn’t flirt; it floors you. The onset rolls in smooth, then locks down heavy: muscles melt, eyelids sink, and the bed calls your name. It’s the definition of an end-of-day indica, a one-way ticket to lights-out.