Drunken Monkey
Drunken Monkey has two branches on the family tree, and checking the breeder saves a little monkey business.
Origin 1: Cannarado Genetics crosses Bananimal with Frozen Margy. Fruity sweetness meets fuel, with earthy and pine notes adding some grit. There’s enough sweetness to catch your attention and enough funk to keep the jar interesting.
Origin 2: CannaBeans Genetics takes Brass Monkey into S1 territory, a selfed selection from its established breeding stock. Diesel leads the nose, followed by musk, restrained sweetness, and a stubborn skunky edge. The breeder describes substantial resin production and purple coloring that can deepen dramatically late in flower.
The name swings; the reported high mostly settles. Cannarado’s version leans toward relaxation, a happier mood, and an appetite that may suddenly have opinions. Sleepiness shows up in consumer reports, though some grower descriptions emphasize unwinding without immediately nodding off. CannaBeans describes its own version as potent, heavy smoke; detailed independent effects reports remain limited. Same name, different branches, so the breeder matters as much as the label.
Cannarado’s Drunken Monkey has been offered as regular seed, with published flowering windows around eight to ten weeks. Reliable height and yield figures are limited, so precise expectations should come from the particular seed stock.
CannaBeans’ feminized version is listed for indoor, outdoor, and greenhouse cultivation. The breeder reports a 49–65-day flowering window, high yields, and resin production suited to hash making, although measured extraction returns aren’t provided.
In the breeder’s runs, purple appeared around day 42 and deepened toward nearly black by day 63. Those colors describe its behavior under specific conditions, rather than a guaranteed finish. Mold resistance is also a breeder claim, not immunity.
