Bob Saget

The Bob isn't a reggae tribute — it's named after the late comedian thanks to a misread plant tag that said SAGET, instead of SAGE x. Tierra Rojo of New House Seeds let the joke stick, and the cut went on to become one of Colorado's better-known sativa hybrids.

Lineage runs deep: Fort Collins S.A.G.E. (Big Sur Holy x Afghani) pollinated with Hanis — a purple Kunduz Afghani pheno blended with Pre-98 Bubba Kush and a 1994 Positronics Haze. The result is a clone-only strain that turned heads hard enough to snag 2nd place at the 2016 Colorado Cannabis Cup.

The Bob looks as strange as it smokes: towering bract stacks with minimal leaf, often flashing gray-purple shades, coated in cornrowed frost. The aroma is downright bizarre — chemical blast like acetone or nail polish remover layered with chocolate funk, sage, and spice. Some say it barely smells like weed at all, which is exactly why it's unforgettable.

Fans report a show that borders on the absurd: edgy, racy, thought-provoking energy perfect for solo creative marathons or tuning into video games, but maybe not small talk. Eventually, the indica side drags it back to earth, leaving users elevated, spaced, and comfortably pinned. Beginners beware — this isn't light comedy, it's late-night chaos with a knockout punch.