Royalesque Couch Kush Disposable Vape
Origin 1: Funky Beans sells Couch Kush as an indica-leaning autoflower, although the breeder’s own page gives two conflicting family trees. The headline identifies it as Papaya x Triangle Kush, while the lineage field lists Citral #13, Ice #2, and Floridian OG Kush. Until Funky Beans clears up its own couch kushions, both versions should remain on the record. The breeder describes pepper and citrus over an intense, heady profile.
Origin 2: Select uses Couch Kush for a Legacy Series vape cartridge sourced from LA Kush Cake. That makes it a branded vape profile rather than a second confirmed Couch Kush flower cultivar. The cartridge runs earthy, gassy, piney, and herbal, with limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene leading its published terpene panel.
Origin 3: Abstrax Tech sells Couch Kush as a manufactured terpene blend with gassy OG notes and sweet dark berries. Couch Kush OG and Burnout Berry appear around this profile, but neither name is established as an alias for the Funky Beans plant. Because Abstrax is selling terpenes rather than seeds or flower, its profile cannot establish Couch Kush genetics, potency, appearance, or grow traits.
Across the available versions, the name points toward a slower landing. Funky Beans describes its cultivar as creative and relaxed with an intense couch-locking finish, while Select and Abstrax frame their profiles around deep gas, earth, and end-of-day weight. The common thread is the wind-down, but the plant, cartridge, and terpene bottle are not the same genetic story.
