Portland Pot Shop

Thank you for taking the time to review your experience at Portland Pot Shop – I’m sorry you had an unpleasant experience. Furthermore, thank you for your service to our country. We invite you and all veterans to enjoy 10% off nearly everything in the store daily. However, this small token of our gratitude is only available on non-discounted items, and our quality $5 grams are considered an already-discounted item. You see, we wanted to offer a discount for everyone who walks into our shop and therefore priced some dank flower at near-cost for this purpose: we believe in providing affordable flower every single day.
To really cash in on the veteran’s discount you should purchase some of our top shelf flower – the veteran’s discount adds up to about 3x more cash savings per gram at $14/g than the potential discount on $5/g flower. If five dollar grams price you out of pot in our shop, there are two alternatives: we carry shake and trim for $10-$12/eighth, from which you can take 10% off for your service to our country, or else you could apply for a medical marijuana card and essentially receive 20% off everything in the store all the time because you wouldn’t have to pay the marijuana tax applied to all THC products.
That said, I feel your overall 1.5-star rating isn’t fair – after all, I would think it beneath a man of your stature to buy all of your pot at a 1.5-star store for months when there are so many shops to choose from. Your criticism pertained to a single policy revolving around fifty cents’ worth of cash value, which in my mind doesn’t warrant rating our friendly and knowledgeable staff at just 2 stars. After all, they were just following orders and work hard every day to serve a sometimes-difficult clientele.
We hope you come back in and try us again soon. Peace and love until then.