Dose - Couch Kush - 2g Liquid Diamonds Disposable

$28.00

Couch Kush shows up in three different packages, but only one comes with seeds attached.

Origin 1: Funky Beans sells Couch Kush as an indica-leaning autoflower, although the breeder’s own page gives two conflicting family trees. The headline identifies it as Papaya x Triangle Kush, while the lineage field lists Citral #13, Ice #2, and Floridian OG Kush. Until Funky Beans clears up its own couch kushions, both versions should remain on the record. The breeder describes pepper and citrus over an intense, heady profile.

Origin 2: Select uses Couch Kush for a Legacy Series vape cartridge sourced from LA Kush Cake. That makes it a branded vape profile rather than a second confirmed Couch Kush flower cultivar. The cartridge runs earthy, gassy, piney, and herbal, with limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene leading its published terpene panel.

Origin 3: Abstrax Tech sells Couch Kush as a manufactured terpene blend with gassy OG notes and sweet dark berries. Couch Kush OG and Burnout Berry appear around this profile, but neither name is established as an alias for the Funky Beans plant. Because Abstrax is selling terpenes rather than seeds or flower, its profile cannot establish Couch Kush genetics, potency, appearance, or grow traits.

Across the available versions, the name points toward a slower landing. Funky Beans describes its cultivar as creative and relaxed with an intense couch-locking finish, while Select and Abstrax frame their profiles around deep gas, earth, and end-of-day weight. The common thread is the wind-down, but the plant, cartridge, and terpene bottle are not the same genetic story.

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Couch Kush also known as “Couch Lock,” is an indica dominant hybrid strain (85% indica/15% sativa) created through crossing the classic Northern Lights #5 X Afghani strains. If you're after a bud that's effects really do fit its name, Couchlock is totally made for you. This bud has a soothing heavily physical high that will have you feeling kicked back and at ease for hours on end. The high starts with a subtle build of effects, beginning as a tingle in the back of your neck and head. This tingle will boost the spirits with a feeling of happiness while also helping to soothe the body with a pleasant physical buzz. You'll feel fully relaxed and pretty aroused at times in this state before a heavy feeling of couchlock washes over you and locks you down. Thanks to these effects and its high 14-19% average THC level, Couchlock is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, epilepsy, chronic stress or anxiety, cramps or muscle spasms, fibromyalgia and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a sweet and fruity sugary berry flavor with hints of fresh honey and earthy diesel. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy diesel overtone accented by sugary blueberries and touch of sweet bananas. Couchlock buds have fat tapered spade-shaped dark olive green nugs with dark purple undertones, thick amber hairs and a coating of frosty purple-tinted white crystal trichomes. Effects Aroused, Body High, Happy, Relaxing, Sleepy, Tingly May Relieve Anxiety, Cramps, Epilepsy, Fibromyalgia, Muscle Spasms, Nausea Flavors Berry, Fruity, Honey, Spicy, Sugary, Sweet, Tree Fruit Aromas Diesel, Earthy, Fruity, Gas, Honey, Spicy, Sweet

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THC

90.9%

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