JAHnetics is a San Francisco Marijuana Delivery Service
JAHnetics - San Francisco strives to provide the Bay Area with the world’s greatest cannabis menu. Specializing in carefully crafted marijuana of exotic and tasty flavor profiles, JAHnetics is committed to researching and developing the best cannabis on the market. In addition to their unprecedented marijuana menu, they also pride themselves on professional and transparent deliveries. San Francisco medical cannabis patients and customers can track their orders, and see through a map on their smartphone how far their delivery driver is. Whether a Haight-Ashbury Hippie or Financial District executive, JAHnetics is happy to serve anyone who shares the same love for cannabis.
JAHnetics had spent a decade sewing seeds of experimental marijuana crops and intensively researching and developing new strains and perfecting existing ones. Once JAHnetics curated a menu of unique and high-end cannabis they took to trade shows, traveling all over Southern California setting up booths at the shows they could. It wasn’t long before they developed a rapport in the marijuana community and JAHnetics’ booths were swamped by other cannabis enthusiasts excited to try their deliciously exotic flowers. Seeking more practical ways of getting these carefully crafted buds to more marijuana consumers JAHnetics began their delivery service. On the first of August in 2016, JAHnetics officially launched their San Francisco medical marijuana delivery service and has been joyfully delivering to San Franciscans ever since.
Many of the buds on JAHnetics menu have accolades, sweeping the competition at trade events like Hempcon. Hawaiian Gold adorns the title of “Best Sativa” and will be making a transformation soon. JAHnetics is stoked to partner with Shatter Tanks to introduce a cartridge extract of Hawaiian Gold called Hawaiian Pepper. Some of their other hempy-weight champions include, Jah Cookies, Papaya and Ambrosia which took best hybrid at Hempcon in 2016. JAHnetics also features a list of signature marijuana strains including; Tangelina OG - a cross of Tangie and OG Kush, O.Z. Kush - whose parent strains are Zkittles and Eddy Lepp OG, and last but not least Orangutang - a blend of Gorilla Glue and Tangie. See what all the buzz is about and try some of JAHnetics award winning cannabis strains for yourself.
In addition to having a progressive and sophisticated medical cannabis menu, JAHnetics also prides themselves on excellent customer service and efficient deliveries. San Francisco marijuana patients that order from JAHnetics never have to guess where their delivery is thanks to Onfleet. Customers who place an order receive text message notifications when their driver departs and a few minutes before arrival. And patients can view exactly where their driver is on a virtual map. Deliveries are free, with a minimum amount of $40.
Taking the approach that wine connoisseur would when reviewing flavor profiles, JAHnetics challenges the stigmas attached to cannabis use. Only letting the best marijuana make it to their menu, JAHnetics’ grow collective may pick as few as two plants from a crop of 100. Ensuring their customers and patients get the best cannabis products around. The specifics of their grow methods are secret, but the quality of JAHnetics flowers are well known.
JAHnetics is proud to service the San Francisco Bay area as well as the neighborhoods and districts within. JAHnetics’ craftsmanship is especially appreciated by patients of the Financial District. Area’s serviced include; Chinatown, Fisherman’s Wharf, Presidio of San Francisco, Financial District, Haight-Ashbury, North Beach, Mission District, Tenderloin, The Castro, Japantown, Nob Hill, Treasure Island, Alamo Square, Hayes Valley, South of Market, Marina District, Noe Valley, Pacific Heights, Russian Hill, Hunters Point, Bernal Heights, Little Italy, Fillmore District, Potrero Hill, Telegraph Hill, Dogpatch, Glen Park, Visitacion Valley, Richmond District, Cole Valley, Cow Hollow, West Portal, Lower Haight, Duboce Triangle, Western Addition, Inner Sunset, Diamond Heights, Outer Sunset, Sunset District, Inner Richmond, Crocker-Amazon, St. Francis Wood, Outer Richmond, Golden Gate Heights, Silver Terrace, Presidio Heights, Delores Heights, Lower Nob Hill and Rincon Hill.
San Francisco is a hilly Bay Area city on the tip of a peninsula surrounded by the Pacific Ocean. It is best known for the iconic Golden Gate Bridge and the continual blanket of fog that lays across the area. The notorious prison now historical attraction Alcatraz Island sits 1.25 miles offshore from the city, and Pier 39 provides San Franciscans food and fun activities along with a scenic view of the water.
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Jahnetics has the most beautiful flowers I've ever seen. Every single one is almost too beautiful to smoke. The aroma of each strain is intense and complex, bursting with a multitude of fragrant terpenes. The service is great, with the staff being both knowledgeable and friendly. The price is the real kicker, though, with great deals that no one else comes close to with the level of quality you receive. I am hooked!
They include, Sparc, bloom room , green cross, medithrive, and quite a few others. Not to knock on other disensaries, but Jahnetics really feels like the finest cream of the crop, and thats not just the strains. The guy who signed me up, was it mike or brian? There was an issue with the sign up which was taken care of seamlessly, and he also happened to mention he felt one of the strains was not quite up to standard and recommended another one. Really outstanding customer service, even the drivers. The strains, sherbert, fruit punch, chamomile kush, kosher banana, they list goes on and on and they're all beautiful, well cured (better than 99% of the bud out there imo) nuggets of joy. Also not to mention the shatters. Super potent and super terpy. They gave me a buy 2 get 1 free even though it wasnt advertised as such, which, alludes to lastly, but not leastly, the prices are so kind for anywhere, no less San Francisco for the quality they provide. I know places like Sparc offer pretty good wages and even give medical insurance as an employer, which is really impressive, so I get the higher prices, but I dont know if the same can be said for others . I cant say enough about Janetics, but simply, they are the best.
Jahnetics has awesome customer service, incredibly good prices, and grade A herb!
Ordered the 4 1/8ths 1/2oz special and everything was grade a quality from the flowers to the packaging to the website to the actual delivery service and driver! Believe me I've shopped around at a lot of dispensaries and delivery services and very few can compete. 1/8ths come in glass jars and not to mention these guys have won plenty of awards for their exclusive strains and flowers.
I'll never buy meds anywhere else! I don't live in the city but I visit frequently. They worked with me and delivered at the time they said they would. The text monitoring of the driver is great. It makes the process so fast. The meds I received were actually way better looking in person than online. I was shocked. Again i'll never shop anywhere else.
Called in on a weekday during work, and I was greeted by a really friendly guy who I asked TONS of questions, yet he stayed super patient. I ordered 1 oz. of Flowers's all different kinds. First off, you get immediate email confirmation receipts of everything you order literally right after you get off of the phone with them. When they are on their way, they send you an alert text with approx. how many mins away they are. Not only that, but they also have tracking for the driver who has your order. I got my delivery within the hour, and the driver was respectful to the fact that I was at work; I work at a parking lot in a booth so anything I do is very visible. Definitely A+ quality delivery, everything comes in nice glass jars, and is nicely labeled with each specific strain name, and a cool graphic for each. They also threw in a free gram instead of a joint for the first time patient gift; I got some MarshMELLOW which put me on my ass! Great service thank you guys, definitely be back
One of my favorites by far. Love the terps, the quality and concern for their patients clearly shows in all aspects of their work. Thank you very much for the amazing service.
I shop at the Bloom Room on Jesse street near Mezzanine and Mint Plaza occasionally and have been a fan of their trees...but could do w/o the staff and the insane prices. They're pretty upfront about who they gdt trees from, and it seems to me like they get a lit of their product from 'Jahnetics'. As far as i knew, you could go to them directly at Hempcon or one of the copycat "cup" events. Im not really a big fan of those type of events so i never knew Jahnetics ran a delivery service until i moved from SF.
A couple weeks ago I decided to stock up on trees and called these guys to see if i could arrange a purchase even though I don't live in SF anymore. I forget who i spoke to (brian maybe??) and he was SUPER helpful. He lmk that u can pick your order up in the FiDi. Sounded great, and would have been great had i known the f'n Chinese New Year parade was the being set up at the EXACT same time i was omw to grab my order. What should have been a 15x minute drive from the Lower Haight turned into 1:45 minute excursion. It was a goddamn nightmare getting to the location, but i am SOOOOO glad i stuck it out. I used the Weedmaps promotion they were running and ended up grabbing TEN 8ths for $300 and they tossed in a huge sample of theeir 'Super Glue'. In fact, every single 8th i got was an B+ or better. I forget all the flavors i got...but the two standouts to me were definitely the 'Super Jack' and the 'Blueberry Yum Yum'. Both looked unreal and the BYY 8th was at least 4.5-5.0 grams. Other honorable mentions were the 'sugar cookies', 'key lime pie', 'strawberry banana', 'banangie', 'black magic' and the 'disco lemonade '. Only two that id probably not order again here the 'aloha orange' and 'orangutan'. Don't get me wrong, id happily burn ANY of the 10x 8ths i grabbed again, but those last two were not my favorites.
Now, heres the part that blew me away...w/the Weemaps deal i only paid $30 per 8th!!!! THIRTY BUX!!! Thats a STEAL...considering these would all cost $60-ish if i had gone to the Bloom Room or Medithrive. The lesson here, look at the names. If you liked the 'passion fruit pancakes' (BR is obviously playing the "name game"), save your $$$ and get the 'passion fruit' from Jahnetics.
Also, Jah's packaging if awesome. The 8tgs come in smell proof jars and IMO thats a much better option than the metal tins you find at BR/MT. Even the gram packaging is better. They come in squeeze top plastic jars.
And last, Jahnetics customer service was fantastic. I was crazy late for my pick up and they were way cool about it. I wasn't planning on taking nearly two hours to navigate around gridlock traffic and the CNY street shut downs and the Jah staff was totally understanding about my situation.
If i had to make a complaint about my experience, the ONLY things id bitch about would be seeing a massive menu update the following day, and not many options for someone like me who still loves 'purple' strains. I did see a lot of stuff id like to try the day after, but live and learn. Hopefully they'll add some purp in the future...and when they do...i will DEFINITELY be first in line to re-up when they do.
Hats off to Jahnetics!!!
Edit: they've got a very impressive lineup of concentrate too. I don't dab or smoke wax/shatter/etc, but if i did...id be getting em here. Quality and price both looked to be way above average from what i know about that whole scene.