Phat Panda | Gluttony | Big Buds
Gelato 41 × Sherbert
Phat Panda’s expertly grown flower delivers dense, trichome-rich buds with bold flavor and potent effects.
Phat Panda’s expertly grown flower delivers dense, trichome-rich buds with bold flavor and potent effects.
Our vision is to contribute to the cannabis space by continuing to challenge ourselves every day and bring inspiration and innovation to this industry. We achieve this every day by blending the most advanced growing techniques with state-of-the-art technology to deliver the best products to our customers.
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Phat Panda is rolling through Washington’s traditional cannabis industry. Crafting effortlessly potent cannabis flower, pre-rolls, and other products, Phat Panda strives to elevate the marijuana market through exciting branding and excellent cannabis. Always lab tested and grown with the best possible techniques, Phat Panda continually pushes the boundaries of what it means to be a Washington i502 producer/processor and proudly passes on their revolution to their customers.
History:
In 2014, Phat Panda set to create an industry-changing marijuana organization. Always priding themselves on the quality of their service and product, Phat Panda has steadily grown into a large network of cannabis producers, where the level of the product speaks for itself. As they grew, they built their state-of-the-art cultivation facility, perfecting their growing techniques and expanding their company to include some of the brightest and most experienced minds in the cannabis industry. Today, Phat Panda is one of the most prominent i502 brands in Washington state, with products distributed in dispensaries across the Pacific Northwest.
Products:
Phat Panda offers dozens of cannabis strains, all finely cultivated in their advanced, indoor growing facility. They grow a mixture of both in-house genetics and connoisseur favorites sourced from across the west coast. Expertly packaged in excitingly labeled jars, familiar strains include Phat Panda’s Blueberry Bubblegum, Golden Pineapple, Thin Mints and Panda Glue. Phat Panda also expertly rolls their flower into pre-rolls, ready to enjoy right out of the package.
Lab Testing:
Phat Panda happily complies with all Washington regulations for lab testing, as they employ such testing to enforce their high standards of quality. Each batch of cannabis harvested is tested for pesticides, mold/mildew, microbials, fungicides, and heavy metals.
Origin 1: FireFly Genetics Gluttony — The better-known modern version of Gluttony comes from FireFly Genetics, which paired Poppin Bottlez with Jealousy F2 and stacked the lineage with Rozay Cake, Hood Candy, Gelato #41, and Sherbet ancestry. This cut pushes hard into syrupy berry sweetness and creamy dessert funk before the backend shifts into earthy pine and lingering fuel. Those familiar with it describe the high as socially bright at first, then increasingly weighty as the body effects settle in and the snack drawer starts looking like a reasonable life decision. Buds usually lean dense and ripe with trichomes, carrying dark green tones, purple streaking, and loud orange pistils.
Origin 2: Illuminati Seeds Gluttony — Illuminati Seeds released a completely separate Gluttony built from the Lou cut of Girl Scout Cookies crossed with Pestilence, itself an Abusive OG × West Coast Dawg. This version leans further into raw OG depth, trading some of the candy-heavy sweetness for sharper gas, earthy kush funk, and a more aggressive fuel finish. The effect profile tends to land heavier and more narcotic than the FireFly cut, with a slower mental fade that drifts toward heavy-limbed sedation.
Origin 3: Florist Farms Gluttony — A third Gluttony expression circulates through New York retail channels via Florist Farms, reportedly bred from Banana OG × Trophy Wife. This cut keeps the fruit-forward identity intact but pivots toward softer banana cream sweetness layered over floral earth and mellow pine. The experience is commonly associated with relaxed mood elevation followed by a gradual body melt that settles best later in the evening.