Dirty Little Secret - WA
Potent and pungent, GMO and Secret OG have come together to create a stinky, heavy indica that is sure to become your new favorite evening-time strain. So kick back, relax, and take your shoes off! These nugs are so acrid that no one will be able to tell if it's your feet or the weed--but that's okay; it can stay our Dirty Little Secret.
- Earthy
- Pungent
- Diesel
Phat Panda is rolling through Washington’s traditional cannabis industry. Crafting effortlessly potent cannabis flower, pre-rolls, and other products, Phat Panda strives to elevate the marijuana market through exciting branding and excellent cannabis. Always lab tested and grown with the best possible techniques, Phat Panda continually pushes the boundaries of what it means to be a Washington i502 producer/processor and proudly passes on their revolution to their customers.
History:
In 2014, Phat Panda set to create an industry-changing marijuana organization. Always priding themselves on the quality of their service and product, Phat Panda has steadily grown into a large network of cannabis producers, where the level of the product speaks for itself. As they grew, they built their state-of-the-art cultivation facility, perfecting their growing techniques and expanding their company to include some of the brightest and most experienced minds in the cannabis industry. Today, Phat Panda is one of the most prominent i502 brands in Washington state, with products distributed in dispensaries across the Pacific Northwest.
Products:
Phat Panda offers dozens of cannabis strains, all finely cultivated in their advanced, indoor growing facility. They grow a mixture of both in-house genetics and connoisseur favorites sourced from across the west coast. Expertly packaged in excitingly labeled jars, familiar strains include Phat Panda’s Blueberry Bubblegum, Golden Pineapple, Thin Mints and Panda Glue. Phat Panda also expertly rolls their flower into pre-rolls, ready to enjoy right out of the package.
Lab Testing:
Phat Panda happily complies with all Washington regulations for lab testing, as they employ such testing to enforce their high standards of quality. Each batch of cannabis harvested is tested for pesticides, mold/mildew, microbials, fungicides, and heavy metals.
Contrary to what you might think, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a cross between Chemdawg D and a GSC (formerly Girl Scout Cookies) Forum cut. Also known as GMO or Garlic Cookies, GMO Cookies has been attributed to the breeder Mamiko Seeds, but this skunky phenotype has also been said to have been discovered by a breeder named skunkmasterflex.
While Mamiko seems to have called it just GMO, dispensaries were understandably wary of having that “GMO” label on their shelves and went with Garlic Cookies instead. GMO Cookies is said to carry a flavor of garlic, mushroom, and onion that descends from its Chemdawg lineage.
Divine Genetics also has a strain that’s a cross of Chemdawg #4 and GSC that it calls Chem Cookies. Despite the similar genetics, it appears to be a different strain with different phenotypes for both parents, although it’s worth noting that some people do confuse two strains. GMO Cookies is said to produce olive green buds with bits of purple and orange blanketed by a mantle of trichomes.