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68 Reviews
5.0 stars

One of the best tincture on market

Great ratio for many and quality. Bit pricey.
5.0 stars

Great strain from haha

I love mango OG - cross between kc33 x Ortega — so it’s a bunch of northern light cuts with haze. First hour it feels like a more mellow blue dream but same creative high. Then settles down to the afghani generics. One of the best all around strains - IMO.
1 star

This is like smoking chemicals. AVOID.

THIS USNT BLUE DREAM - I don’t even think it’s weed. So I’ll say without question don’t buy this junk. I10 blinker sized hits - and I’m totally sober but I have this rolling chemical feeling in my head. With blurred vision. Let’s see how long I have to deal with this. Zero body effects. I smoke this strain everyday and have for a while. Just like haze and blueberry. This is ridiculous….
5.0 stars

After going through tons of strains…

Blue Dream is where I return. Haze x blueberry. Hard to beat. Popularity aside, it’s a great strain to have a fun experience on. Especially if you smoke too much ;)
4.0 stars

Fan of the strain - good representation

Finished up a 1ML cart and enjoyed it. Platinum OG is one of my favorite OG kush strains. Relaxing body and some.head high too. Great for sleep as well. Nit sure why it’s been panned so much on here. It’s as good as selects cut.
4.0 stars

Good strain. Relaxing

Pink Kush is a nice relaxing - watch Netflix strain. Ok for sleep but there are better. One of the better kush strains. Just finished a finished a 1ML cart. Would buy again.
5.0 stars

Great example of Sensi Star - 91%

Love PV. Second favorite to Select... it that’s been shifting with the availability of their more connoisseur strains vs GSC. Yawn. On that note. Check out Vanilla Sky from PV. U real. Sensi is a nice, happy high. Lends some clarity so you can function. Hits like a 50/50 hybrid and eases into an nice Indra. Not that heavy, one flew over the cook coo’s nest sedated. Rather nicely couch locked with a key. Long lasting high. Especially for vape. Nice come down into.a great sleep.
5.0 stars

Best strain I’ve smoked and hugest I’ve ever been.

So I grabbed a gram of this tonight and it was bogo - wish I did. 2G of Vanilla Sky. New favorite strain. I know lots say that every time they review something newI I have a wicked tolerance and don’t smoke that much to have one. Maybe nightly but often just 3-4 hits before bed. As to get close to stoned. It’s like 12-15 good sized hits. Gets pricey too. Never really get stoned like I used to 20 years ago - dunno Hu. Bit this ~10 timeand it’s a creeper - 10 min later I was as stoned as I’ve ever been since restarting mmj. Flying. Snd a fun; euphoric Hugh. But hit like a fright train. Later - I tried some sensi star and it felt Underwhelming. Also testing over 0%So happy I took a chance on it. I figure these flavor first strains tend to be over hyped. But the Tenerife.... (Blueberry sativa c blueberry indica) from do short x G14 haze. Kind of shaken up / elegant blue dream. Just amazing parents. Tasters good too. Like vanilla I love blueberry - so knew it’d be good. Just not this strong. I’m just wow.
5.0 stars

Wow. What a ride that was. vanilla sky 👍

So I grabbed a gram of this tonight and it was bogo - wish I did. 2G of Vanilla Sky. New favorite strain. I know lots say that every time they review something newI I have a wicked tolerance and don’t smoke that much to have one. Maybe nightly but often just 3-4 hits before bed. As to get close to stoned. It’s like 12-15 good sized hits. Gets pricey too. Never really get stoned like I used to 20 years ago - dunno Hu. Bit this ~10 timeand it’s a creeper - 10 min later I was as stoned as I’ve ever been since restarting mmj. Flying. Snd a fun; euphoric Hugh. But hit like a fright train. Later - I tried some sensi star and it felt Underwhelming. Also testing over 0%So happy I took a chance on it. I figure these flavor first strains tend to be over hyped. But the Tenerife.... (Blueberry sativa c blueberry indica) from do short x G14 haze. Kind of shaken up / elegant blue dream. Just amazing parents. Tasters good too. Like vanilla I love blueberry - so knew it’d be good. Just not this strong. I’m just wow.
4.0 stars

Decent brand. Tried a few.

At the current pricing they are a great deal. $20-$25 on average. A lot better than the $50 they opened at. It’s quality oil. Packaging is great, one of the nicest I’ve seen. Includes test data and a link to that batch. So it’s real. This vs say select - select is a lot stronger But this still kicks well Some good strains: blackwater og, napalm, etc. Their example of white widow is great. Hits hard and true to strain. For $20./1G it can’t be beat. So is say select or the like worth $30’ more a gram ? Absolutely not. Yes, it’s stronger but not $30 stronger. Could have almost. 3 grams for the same.
5.0 stars

Finally a Raw cart I like....

Don’t get me wrong. It’s great oil. Just all these triple crosses - too many effects get muted of the various strains imo. However, this one is on spot and a 2main parent strain cross. Tested @ ~84% Love the genetics. I’m primarily an indica smoker but like low energy sativa’s. Laughing Buddha or Amnesia Haze. Land race So the haze pairs nicely with the Afghan. Mendo dragon nice addition. No idea what green gage strain is? Zero info. Best Raw Garden cart I’ve tried abs will buy again. It’s a fun indica. Good mental effects and indica body wash..
5.0 stars

One of my new favorite strains

This hits like a freight train in a good way. I vape a lot - and have a high tolerance, so it takes a bit to get me. This one did. Loved all the effects. Very sativa like and less body effects, but none of the racy qualities of sativa’s just the fun part. Honestly, this is the most fun I’ve had vaping in months and I go thought quite a bit. I also tried it from 22K. Better price - similar THC %. The effects from 22K were a little more sativa dominate then ASCND. Both great brands. Just ASCND needs to do a price check. Way over priced. Back when they showed up / totally worth it. No one, less select was doing. 90%. Lab tested. Yet now - almost everyone is of value. Anyhow, wicked strain - Not your typical indica by any means. I’d be hard pressed to call it that. One of the few strains that really got me laughing. A rarity. Even mango kush doesn’t do that. Funny, I saw this strain for a while - but just assumed it was just another kush. Check the parents ;)
ASCND - Jet Fuel (1.0 mL)
ASCND - Jet Fuel (1.0 mL)
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2.0 stars

Disappointed.

All the hype I’d heard of this strain - finally picked it up. Tested at 90%. It you wouldn’t know it. At its height - it feels like the “end”of indica. Not creative, laughing etc. just sorta there. Not unpleasant but just meh. Gave it an hour and then grabbed my select blueberry x wedding cake. I vape a lot and tons of strains but this one - thankfully only got 1/2 gram, is a loser. Was hoping for a lot more... or anything. Less feeling a tad cloudy. So many better strains.
5.0 stars

My favorite pod from Stiiizy.

Well this and Blue Dream. Being an indica smoker mostly, what I love about Stiiizy’s verdins is they give all the fun effects of these sativa dominate strains - with the raciness or Fidgety feeling. Nor are they over the top from an energy standpoint. After the fun Cetera affects subside, it turns into a very nice mellow relaxing high that isn’t couch a lot but certainly get Netflix que’d. Plus, it’s hard to beat the price. $20/$40 a half/full gram. Quality oil and tests 85%+.
5.0 stars

If I could give it 6 stars I would.

I tend to stay away from the Walmart strains. So many undiscovered - why stick with the same ones that populate every dispensary. However, I love Stiiizy’s Blue Dream. I’m a indica smoker but stray. BD is one of them. The beauty of Stiizy’s pod is you get all the effects sans the raciness blue dream can often lend. So it feels a lot more like a balanced hybrid with a tweak of sativa dominance. I love it. First hour is fun and relaxing and then the blueberry starts kicking in and fire up Netflix. Regardless of brand choice - I’ll always go with Stiiizy for Blue Dream - Pineapple Express too. Similar - all the sativa but no raciness or anxiousness. Can’t beat the pricing.
5.0 stars

Great example of Purple Punch

Stiiizy’s Purple Punch is one of the bettter examples of this strain. Tests around 85% and hits hard. It’s a pretty popular strain and everyone has it in their lineup. Just imo, Stiiizy’s is the best and best value @ $30/$40 - half /full gram
1 star

Raw Garden is great - Pac sucks

So I was a early adopter to the pax system. Wasted a fair amount on their pods to come to one conclusion. They suck. Hardly any vapor and I’ve never been medicated off one. Compared to Stiiizy, PnP, dart - it’s like a 56k modem in a world of 100mb connections. So I thought I’d give raw a try. Maybe they tweaked their carts. Nope. Same old. Amazes me people buy these things when there are so many better choices out there. That are more potent and actually hit. To the pax faithful. Grab a 510 cart from select. Take 3 hits from both it and your pax. Tell me if you feel a difference. Lol. Or Apples to Apples - plug play pod vs pax. Thumbs up to raw. I’ve had this strain in their 510 and.its great. To think pax just released another pen... Ps it’s not my hardware. I’ve got two pax devices.
3.0 stars

Good but not worth $100/gram lol

This will get you as high as GSC at the end of the day. Spend $25 on a regular stiiizy cart and grab a chemdawg cart and roll your own for $40. Just sayin. It’s not bad, just way way over priced @ $80+tax. Especially given there are other vape co’s selling the live resin strain for $35/$55 .5/1G. Over hyped mo. Honestly, I’m sick of all the GSC based strains. It’s like they forgot the rest of the 1000 strains out there. Just sick of it at this point. Ever cared that much to start. OG x Durban.. snore.
5.0 stars

One of my go strains.

One of Stiizy’s best imo. However, I don’t get the new price structure. No reason this cart should be $15-$20 more expensive. Or the GMO cookies. The cost delta for then - zero. Sadly, with their best products are pricing themselves out of the market. $45+ tax for 1/2 gram. Vs say select @ $50 for a gram that was far more potent. Also - noticed some reviews noting Gorilla Glue. The parents are: Afghani x northern lights #6. Still a great oil. Just need to stick with their normal price structure of the regular pods / which are just as strong.
5.0 stars

Potent and a great strain - lab tests inc. w/cart

Normally, I Vape select, raw garden, plug play, platinum Vape. Saw this new brand and thought I’d give it a try – mostly due to the strain, Blackwater OG is great. Mendo x sfv. Hardware is decent. Could be a little better. Packaging is better than the above mentioned brands. Each cart has a QR code that links to their lab test, including pesticides etc. clean. THC 86% total THC 90.46%. So it’s less sketchy than one might be lead to believe from the reviews. ** so just hit it 15 min ago. 10 hits, ~8-10 sec. Little bit of a creeper. First 5 min, little lightheaded. Figured / stick to select. Then it kicked in.. I have a wicked tolerance but got me faded. Great high. Calm, little giggly and euphoria 11/10. Not a heavy indica, a fun one. Best of both worlds. New favorite strain. Big Chief is for real. Probably 10% less potent then select, numbers aside.