TerpPerp
Aka DanKynugs. My reviews suck. Go away.
23 Reviews
4.6 stars

YEP

They got some bomb ass dank sticky bud over here, the Oakland haze is straight up fire . but i forgot to get some heisenberg lastime i got that it was fkn tasters choice. anyway i got some clones, poor little things, they are in intensive care now and are showing improvement. these sad little girl where yellow and wilted, so im nursing them to health. they hooked up a butload of cuttings so thanks for that im not trying to sound ungrateful, i will bring in some of the harvest im sure it will be the shit!
From the Earth – Port Hueneme, Ventura County – Delivery and Dispensary
From the Earth – Port Hueneme, Ventura County – Delivery and Dispensary
Port Hueneme, California
Hey dan kynugs thanks for your review! Yeah that Oakland Haze is a dank sativa! We are so glad to hear the clones are doing better and under good hands! Happy growing and see you soon :)
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WEST CLINIK
WEST CLINIK
Santa Ana, California
4.4 stars

Better than mud in your eye

I make a point of checking out all the dispensaries near my place and GEM is about a 2 minute drive IF i hit the red light. The staff here is friendly, chill vibe, and they actually have a universal weight set in a room for all us patients to get a burn on before we get our burn on!! They also have a masseuse!! This is a first for me but i like it, very cool. As for the flowers, i can only review on what i got which was ok but nothing special. In fairness i was low on $ and these strains where on special..1 was a dogo,1 was a ftp freebie,and 1 was on the lower shelf. The lower shelf strain was the best of the 3! it was a tasty jack herrer/i forget hybrid. This means i have to return to sample the og and other top shelf meds just to be fair, I might have to get a massage while im there also
3.6 stars

GET A CALCULATOR!!!

went over to the clinic in santa ana today...no not the herpes clinic on 17th, the mmj clinic on garry street. there are at least 2 other places in the same area so you may want to make a list and go do some shopping. i only had budget for an 1/8th. easy enough to find but very busy parking. sign in was uneventfull, the budroom was well lit, practical, there was some trippy artwork hanging around, nice decor.but im not there for that foofoo stuff, show me the dank!! i saw many flowers. i went with a split 1/8th of platinum ak47,and platinum skywalker og.i also got a ftp free gram of choice! went with the sourband og. the ak is ok, the sourband is decent as well, but the platinum skywalker is what i came for. i do have a complaint though, my bt "E" was weighing my meds i noticed she was picking buds apart. i figured she was removing stems or fine tuning the weight. but when i got home and checked, all my buds had been picked apart and basically pulverised! and on top of that my 1/8th was only 3.2 grams. the ak was 1.5 and the skywalker was 1.7 equaling 3.2 ! maybe you should do 4 gram 1/8ths to make it easier to split?? im not tryin to bash you guys,"E" was a very friendly and helpfull bt otherwise,and the labels are acurately marked 1.7 and 1.5. i live kinda far from you , im on a budget, work is slow to non existant right now so every dollar counts.
SCSA South Coast Safe Access - Santa Ana 92705
SCSA South Coast Safe Access - Santa Ana 92705
Santa Ana, California
Hey Dankynugs, We apologize for the honest mistake made by our budtender. We would be more than happy to correct that for you next time, just ask to speak to a manager next visit. We are glad to hear the buds were of your liking though! We will see you next time! Thanks! The Clinic
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