Sfsmacks
23 Reviews
Phenotopia
Phenotopia
Santa Rosa, California
5.0 stars

Fire 4 the lo found here, open samples, cool staff

I would just leave it at that, but I have to write more to submit.
Phenotopia
Phenotopia
Santa Rosa, California
Hi Sfsmacks! We're absolutely thrilled to receive your five-star review! Thank you so much for taking the time to share your positive experience with us. Providing top-quality products and excellent service is our mission, and we're delighted to hear that we hit the mark for you. Your satisfaction is our utmost priority, and we can't wait to serve you again soon. Here's to more fantastic experiences together!
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The Outpost
The Outpost
Santa Rosa, California
5.0 stars

Fear of paying $80 for boof? Smell & look b4 u buy

Not only do they have open jars/ bags of their products so you can smell and look at the flower before dropping a $100 on a “hope-it’s-fire” eighth, they are very patient and welcome the questions. Also, Tevin & Anna are certified weed snobs in the best way possible… they both know about the strains and smoke them before giving any recommendations, which I really appreciated. They didn’t look at me sideways for smelling damn near every flavor, albeit, it was almost closing time and I made sure they weren’t busy. Can’t tell you how many times I get bratty tenders who visually look annoyed by you requesting to smell an open jar when making a big purchase. Im by no means rich, but they made a regular customer because of good service and especially the open jars. Makes a night and day difference to me.
The Outpost
The Outpost
Santa Rosa, California
Thank you for the great review! We are so happy you had such a great visit and we look forward to seeing you again!
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4.0 stars

It’s cool for the price

If it was more than 15, I wouldn’t buy, imho. For 13+ tax, not complaining and would cop another bag if I was going to share at a concert or something like that for sure.
3.0 stars

Crumbles into powder, do not buy...

Ive been a fan of Super Dope since I first tried their incredible Mega Dark Z, which is incredible if you get the chance to try. Lemmon Popperz was also worth the money and hype. When I opened the bag, I was shocked at first... I've never smelt a true plum note on dank, which is the only reason Im giving it 3 outa 5. However, the moment I barely squished. the nug, the mf turned into powder and the nose was gone... I was incredibly disappointed. Art is dope tho.
Down Under Industries Delivery
Down Under Industries Delivery
Petaluma, California
1 star

Taking back what I said

Get a new night manager 😂😂😂 never shopping here again
5.0 stars

Kush mountains is the truth

Most fire strain I’ve smoked all year
Ohana Cannabis - San Francisco
Ohana Cannabis - San Francisco
San Francisco, California
5.0 stars

Great selection & service + no rush 🤝🏽

Staff was great. My bt, Miles, was very knowledgeable and gave me a solid recommendation. I’m a weed snob, unfortunately, but I’m definitely coming back here.
3.0 stars

Smells a bit like hay

Yea, I would go with the stay puft #19
Cannavine - Santa Rosa
Cannavine - Santa Rosa
Santa Rosa, California
5.0 stars

A1 team, 🔥 selection, & dope deals

Hrant and the brother that was my bud tender on Sunday afternoon, provided some of the best service I’ve had from a dispensary in far too long. I took advantage of the 20% off ftc deal and bought a nice bag and everything was great, except I noticed a discrepancy in one item. I called that same afternoon and the owner quickly made it right. I had a good conversation with Hrant and I got the vibe that they’re for the people as much as thier pockets, instead of only for their own pockets, like other dispos that I don’t shop at any more. $250 may not be a lot but to me it is and they acknowledge that, so thank you.
1 star

Used to always get Lowell’s, now it’s trash boof…

It was such a steal back a couple years ago, now it’s crumbly, dry, powder bud that tastes like stress and feels like stress. Ngl, reminded me of hay… Only 40 bucks and you get 7, ik, but honestly, I like the taste of my bud so I would rather get a little less and cop a 5g bag of 7 Leaves. Now that’s safe bet on some fireee. If you want a mega deal, get an Eighth Brothers 7g or 14gs and still save while coming out on top. Don’t waste your money
5.0 stars

Alien Labs is always a safe bet.

If you’re the person that is hesitant to spend $ in any dispo after that $80 eighth turned out to be a hermed out sparkling sac of boof, you can relax knowing your next sac from Alien Labs is going to be worth every penny.
1 star

Garbage….

So glad I didn’t have to pay for this. Well, technically I did but I used up all my damn points only because I chose the alien labs eighth but they just ran out that day and was stuck with this garbage fluff from connected…. Lol im heated actually cuz that’s about a G worth of points that I spent to get this. First: the buds where so small they could’ve used them for the quarter ounce smalls jar. Second: the tips where white so they burned the bud and still packaged it up for sale. Third: the bud was extremely dry for only being a couple months old. The bud literally turned to dust when I broke it up 😂😂 Fourth: there were barely any trichomes, mostly leaf. Fifth: the taste was mediocre Sixth: the smell was like a bag of Sour D, Chem D that wasn’t sealed right and let all the gas smell out and now I’m stuck with stale indoor that looks like unsold bud from last year. Heavily disappointed. Never buying connected again lol
The Outpost
The Outpost
Santa Rosa, California
5.0 stars

Great employees! Get ready 2 get taxed for the🔥

Employers should be happy do you have a crew such as them with incredible knowledge products, BUT $41 *before taxes* for the same jar I could buy at another place for $35 out the door?? I would have rated less due to the prices but the employees are literally won’t made the experience 5 stars. Good luck
Flora Terra - Empire Industrial
Flora Terra - Empire Industrial
Santa Rosa, California
5.0 stars

The window peaking into the grow room is a vibe.

I went in without rush this time, I love the fact I can choose the jar I want, and I was able to see the quality of tree this store produces. The flower is just like, or even better than some of the other brands they carried... I didn't buy some this time around since I just had bought an eighth from another dispensary close by (which turned out to suck). I bought a g of their $20 Mendo Sunrise sugar and it has to be some of the best I've ever had. The smell, the look, the taste, I am a very happy customer lol if you haven't tried their brand, I would. Have a look, you will save $$$ too. Oh and the customer service was awesome again. They're there to answer any questions and actually know enough to have a conversation. When they didn't know the answer, they didn't pretend like they did. They even let you know before looking up the answer themselves to give you the right one. I want to be sure of what I spend on my $ and I love my weed, what can I say. Great place.
2.0 stars

Extra star cuz of CBX otherwise very pinner😬

Drove almost an hour all the way out to Napa just to find out it’s MEDICAL CARD ONLY COUNTY! Very retro lol, anyways pinner.... didn’t even hook me up with the free shirt 😂 “come back with a medical card and we’ll have cannabiotix for you.” But if you can imagine it being said in a condescending manner 🤣 if they only knew...
NAPA DOWNTOWN RETAIL Dispensary
NAPA DOWNTOWN RETAIL Dispensary
Napa, California
We’re sorry you weren’t able to come in! Hopefully the county is rec before the end of the year! We’re working on it 😎
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Flora Terra - Empire Industrial
Flora Terra - Empire Industrial
Santa Rosa, California
5.0 stars

Great service all around. Really.

Right when I walked in I was handed a tray to pick, choose, and actually handle each jar to see the product that I’m about to purchase. Then I was asked by the bud tender named Tyler, (I hope I got his name right, he was working Thursday at 10am) if there was anything specific I was looking for in a respectful and approachable presence, nothing overbearing and I never felt like I have those eyes on me. If you’re black or brown then you know what I mean, but it was nothing like that. Tyler was actually knowledgeable about his products without that cringy pompous attitude I’ve been getting more and more recently by a growing majority of tenders 😂 Great first time experience. Flora Terra has found a repeat customer.
5.0 stars

I feel welcome... wtf?

I’m not pounced on by some 18 yr old teeny bopper with daddy issues right as I step foot into the clinic,, I’m treated with respect and patience. Simple, quick, best prices, best selection. No brainer. Man I should be a spokesperson for this LOL 😂
365 Recreational Cannabis - Santa Rosa
365 Recreational Cannabis - Santa Rosa
Santa Rosa, California
Hi Sfsmacks, you'd be a great spokesperson! We're glad you enjoyed your experience with us and we appreciate your kind words we're always here to help, 365 days a year! Thanks so much for coming in and we look forward to seeing you again soon!
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2.0 stars

Straight stress...

Does the job but felt gross afterwards. Tasted like dirty water.
5.0 stars

You can’t go wrong with RAW

SlyFi just falls in the category of RAWs line of consistent fire. Great way to start off any day with a rip of some sour lemon-lime, berry, and melon notes. It’s like taking a sip of a Jamba Juice Razzmatazz smoothie. I recently tried a cart from another brand half the price of a half gram RAW cart for a full gram cart, and the difference was significant. It’s like comparing Sauza Tequila vs Patron... enjoying your ritual or just smoking to get high. I personally like to enjoy my marijuana. Pinky’s up boys 🧐 plus, you never wanna have a dirty water tasting cart in case you meet someone and they want a rip of it.
5.0 stars

I dunno why people are complaining...

This is my top 3 favorite strains I’ve ever tried. I’m stopping by tomorrow to grab another cuz the hook has plug prices, everywhere else it’s $17+ coming out to $20 for a pre-roll, that’s crazy lol. Not even gunna go into spots that carry it for $20+ (*cough* alternatives *cough*) never going there again. Thankfully you guys are on WM, if not I woulda never seen or heard of you guys. See you tomorrow.