SadJapaneseMan
28 Reviews

4.0 stars
My go to strain for daytime activities
Solid blue dream offering. Nice, large, minty green nugs, good trichrome coverage. Blueberry and pine on the nose. Breaks up nicely, nice and frosty. Smokes smooth, Blueberry, pine, and skunk, burns pretty clean. Classic blue dream high, uplifted, energetic, motivated, great for chores, gardening, video games, hikes...
4.0 stars
Good smoke, hits more like a 50/50 hybrid
Great nose, watermelon, tropical fruit, sweetness. Beautiful fluffy nugs, smooth smoke, got that watermelon flavor, a little tropical sweetness on the exhale. Imo it hits more like a 50/50 hybrid, happy, uplifted, some relaxation, and a little munchies, any other brand it would be a 5 ⭐️ but TEGs got other strains that are better imo...
5.0 stars
Nice relaxing Indica...
Open up the jar and get hit with sweet skumky goodness. Large well manicured buds coated in trichromes, fluffy but dense nug structure, super sticky, not the easiest to roll. Burns smooth, sweet, creamy skunky smoke, a hint of peach on the exhale. Good relaxation, very chill high, without sleepiness or couchlock, great for an evening in...
5.0 stars
Great Sativa
Its TEG, so you know it's good, great Citrus nose. Large fluffy trichrome dusted nugs Super smooth, nice orange flavor, it's not as orangey as L'Orange by cbx, but it definitely has that citrus flavor. Nice uplifted active high, not much body buzz, would buy again.
5.0 stars
Great infused preroll
These are some pretty nice prerolls. Good nose, sweet, tropical fruit. Smoke is sweet, good tropical fruit flavor, it's guavaish, it's pretty smooth for a infused joint, burns good. Great price point, and it's a full eighth unlike some other brands prerolls.... would buy again
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Modesto, California5.0 stars
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2.0 stars
Decent Sungrown...
Buds look nice, dark green, good coating of trichromes, a little dry, not a lot of nose just skunky. Smoke is pretty smooth but bland, no berry, not a lot of flavor. High is ok, uplifted, sativa high, overall just some cheap ok bud, doesn't smoke as nice as it looks.
5.0 stars
Sweet, Citrusy, Effervescent buzz...
Top shelf product! Pack date 2 weeks old. Big beautiful, trichrome coated nugs, a little on the fluffy side. Great nose, sweet, citrus, skunky, nugs break up nicely, very sticky, rolls up great. Lots of sweet and skunk on the inhale, citrus notes, very tasty, super smooth... High hits fast, uplifted, cerebral, nice bubbly body buzz... Great stuff, would buy again.
5.0 stars
Amazing Top Shelf Flower
Indica heavy hybrid. Beautiful large, chunky trichrome coated nugs, kinda fluffy. Very sticky, notes of chocolate, skunky funk, rolls up nicely. Smooth smoke, good relaxed high without being sleepy, sweet smoke, skunky, a hint of chocolate on the exhale. 🔥🔥🔥
4.0 stars
Solid smoke for cheap
Not the best tasting jack, greenhouse grown, burns ok, smoke is fairly smooth, hints of lemon and citrus, piney on they exhale, good uplifting sativa high, great for daytime use. All in all, this was $60 for a half zip delivered, so its some good stony greenhouse bud.
4.0 stars
Strong Infused preroll...
Picked these up for $26 otd, 5 .7g prerolls, 43%THC, pack date 3 weeks ago. Opened it up, strong berry scent, sweet, some skunkiness. Fire it up, its fairly smooth for an infused preroll, nice berry notes on the inhale, gas and skunky funk on exhale. Good Sativa high, relaxing, uplifted, focused, no body buzz, super stoney, kinda harsh, but a good value, would buy again.
2.0 stars
Very Meh...
Not impressed, dry, poorly trimmed, mostly leaf "buds", not high quality sungrown. Not stinky or sticky, reminds me of brick weed from back in the day...
5.0 stars
Amazing Sativa
Pack date 3 weeks old. Open up the jar, great nose, citrus and sweet. Great looking mint green nugs, heavy trichrome coverage. Breaks up nicely, super sticky. Smooth tasty terpy smoke, sweet with a little citrus. High hits fast, uplifting and cerebral, a little body buzz, I purchase this whenever i find it.
5.0 stars
Excellent Jack for the money
Pack date 1 month old. Open up the envelope, lots of skunk, pine, and a little citrus. Big nugs looks good, good trichrome coverage, well trimmed, pretty dense nugs. Breaks up nicely, a little sticky. Smooth smoke, lots of pine, skunk and Spice, and a bit of citrus on the exhale. Good uplifting sativa high. Some good flower for the money, would purchase again.
5.0 stars
Delicious Citrus Sativa
Very nice citrus sativa. Pack date from 3 weeks ago. Crack open the seal on the jar get smacked in the face with fresh oranges, sweetness, a hint of pine. Big fluffy buds, coated in trichromes, bright orange hairs, breaks up nicely, sticky. Smoke is super smooth and sweet, with a orange finish, the terps are well on this one. Good rapid cerebral high, kicks in fast, settles down nicely in a good high energy sativa high, no body buzz, great for daytime use.
4.0 stars
Solid Sungrown
This is some pretty tasty sungrown. My batch had a pack date a month old, fresh well groomed buds. Skunky funky gas with a little citrus scent. Breaks up nicely, a little sticky. Pretty smooth smoke, gassy skunky. Good hybrid high, uplifting, a little sleepy, good relaxation. Would purchase again
4.0 stars
Solid Smoke
So I got this on super sale and the pack date was 6months old, flower was dry, threw my hydrostone in there and it perked up nicely. Flower looks great, smells nice, citrus, a little berry, sweet, and some skuny funk. Smoke is smooth, flavor profile is mostly citrus and sweet on the inhale, light berry notes and sour on the exhale. Nice uplifting cerebral high, good anytime flower, relaxing but no couch lock. Would purchase again.
5.0 stars
Top Shelf Sativa
Beautiful large nugs, on the fluffy side, coated in trichromes. Smells great, strong citrus notes, pine, a hint of skunk. Breaks up nicely, rolls good, it's a little sticky. Super smooth smoke, orange and citrus on the inhale, a little pineyness on the exhale. Top notch bud, great daytime smoke, hiking, video games, doing chores, a bit of a creeper, would buy again.
5.0 stars
My favorite Strain
This is the 3rd TEG strain I've tried and my favorite. I will buy this anytime i see it on stores. The nugs got a nice coating of trichromes, great smell, sour blueberry notes, lots of skunky funk. Breaks up nicely, super sticky buds, smooth smoke, hints of blueberry, sweet and sour, a little mint on the exhale, super terpy. High hits almost immediately, nice cerebral lift, good body relaxation without couchlock, not really any body buzz or tingles, grins and good times! 11/10, a must try.
5.0 stars
Excellent Sativa
first off, this flower looks amazing, beautiful, large, hand trimmed nugs, glistening with a heavy coating of trichromes. Smells great, tree fruit, spice, and skunk. Breaks up nicely, super sticky, smooth smoke, notes of pear and apple on the exhale. Cerebral effects hit almost instantly, intense soaring high that mellows into smiles, relaxation, and a soothing body buzz, I buy this anytime I see it...