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26 Reviews

5.0 stars
Deceptively Dank
I went in for Cereal Milk and came out with PPB. It's a bit darker than I like but in this case it translates to flavor. Super grape candy on the inhale and fuel on the out. The GDP hits you almost immediately with a warming sensation in your core that becomes heavier with repeated use. On top of that the THC Bomb sneaks it's way in to keep you just alert enough to enjoy mindless evening activities.
5.0 stars
One of the best I've had
Easily one of the best carts I have ever had. The resin is absolutely delicious and the effects are the absolute TITS. I love me a good OG and this checked every single one of the boxes.
3.0 stars
Sadly a miss
I absolutely love Himalaya's stuff but this was a serious miss. The input material must not have been the greatest because it tastes like grass clippings which is sad seeing as everything else I've had by them so far has been dank af. The effect is there however, so it's not a complete miss. Upbeat followed by a lazy body stone so it's not gonna be a good choice for anyone seeking energetic effects.
5.0 stars
Surprising
I got this as a freebie from Freeway Ricks in Sun Valley, I probably wouldn't have tried it otherwise. I'm not big on distillate in any shape or form but this was surprisingly good. It's very, very clean oil and doesn't give you balloon head like every other distillate does. The terps are pulled from their own flowers and I would assume their distillate is from their flower as well. It's not "live resin" by any means but it is definitely cannabis derived terpenes. It's a nice high, sativa dominant with an indica finish that lasts for quite a while. The cart is dope looking too so that's always a plus.
5.0 stars
New Favorite Brand
I don't know why it took me so many years to give Himalaya a go but I'm glad I did. I got this as a promo item from buying a couple other Himalaya carts which I'll also review. Simply put it's fantastic. Tastes exactly like Gelato smells and the potency is great too. It delivers a nice buzzy high that's great for daytime and with continued use will easily put you to sleep. Can't wait to try more of these.
1 star
Horrible
I've had exactly one decent bag of WCC premium buds and that was at the beginning of last year ffs. This stuff has zero smell, tons of stems and is probably the harshest bud my wife and I have ever had. It burns jet black and smells weird as hell. Not flushed, not cured properly. Stop supporting bunk brands. I took another chance and got played.
5.0 stars
yo
feel like im being pressed through the earth
1 star
Holy Meh
I had this a while ago, July4th 2023, but felt compelled to review it because I saw my shop still has it up on the wall. This was horrendously bad. Blue Banana is an awesome strain but I'm 100% convinced the input material was like one step from being grass clibbins. The oil was almost black and the flavor was disgusting.
Sun Valley Caregivers
Sun Valley, California5.0 stars
Best spot in the entirety of socal
I've been coming here since 2008, if that doesn't convince you of everything you need to know about this amazing place and amazing people i don't know what will.
5.0 stars
Awesome
The more I encounter LeeRoy OG/TK in strain genetics the more I love it. Especially seeing as it has Rare Dankness in its lineage. LeeRoy provides the base effect of this strain with a heavy handed body high that doesn't couch lock but makes you feel like you can accomplish pretty much anything. Coupled with Strawberry Jack - a trifecta of Strawberry Cough, Jack Herer and Skunk - you end up with a perfectly balanced hybrid with a super balanced effect to boot. I find it helps a ton with adhd, anxiety and day time pain relief. With increased usage the stone turns INSANELY sleepy and psychoactive. Flavor is great and berry forward with the signature funk coming though. 5/5 ๐๐๐๐๐
5.0 stars
Narcos
Easily one of Raw Garden's strongest indica offerings. Around 2.5v the flavor profile is grape, floral kush and a zing of limonine from the Skywalker and Starburst OG with some peppery caryophyllene notes mixed about. It's a creeper so by the time you think you've had enough you've probably over done it but I can assure you, you will not care. It has a nice blissful and carefree head high coupled with a very powerful body stone that becomes narcotic with increased usage. Couch lock is inevitable no matter what your tolerance is like. A++ 5/5 loafs ๐๐๐๐๐
5.0 stars
Insanely Potent
Bridezilla Breath is extremely narcotic when you get right down to it and that's exactly what I want out of my weed experience. (Wedding Cake x OG Kush Breath) X (GG4 x OGKB) The flavor is amazing and the cart absolutely rips off a ccell battery at 3.5v.
5.0 stars
Lit
It drops in behind your eyes damn near immediately and makes you super hazy and disconnected, pretty sleepy too. Once the initial buzz wears off it has one of the best body highs I've experienced in a minute. I feel good, i feel confident, I'm at ease with everything going on around me and find conversation very easy to come by. I tend to seek out indicas but this is a very special hybrid indeed. Worthy of the OG moniker. 5/5 ๐๐๐๐๐
5.0 stars
Perfection
Might honestly be the most perfect stain and cart experience I've ever had. Make sure you have a strong ccell battery and you will blast tf off.
5.0 stars
Exquisite
The terp profile on this cart absolutely sings. edit to add: two weeks later and i pick up another cart of this, same batch and everything. it has almost no flavor and the effect is extremely delayed. i can still get to where i want to be with it but this is really really bizarre and I'm hoping it's an anomaly. ETAA: on my third and this one has full flavor. No idea what was wrong with the last one.
1 star
Everything about it is wrong
From the absolutely horrible sickeningly sweet and fake taste of "ice cream" to the super harsh distillate and subpar hardware I am beyond glad the dispensary gave me this for free. There is no conceivable way this cart is made with cannabis derived terpenes because it tastes like black market vape juice. Anyone who pays for this mess deserves it. Stop supporting garbage brands. They're laughing all the way to the bank they're not allowed to patronize.
5.0 stars
You will get up and pace for fifteen minutes
This is one potent ass experience. Kush Cake is the lovechild of GSC and Cherry Pie and boy does it bring the OG heat straight to your frontal cortex. Immediately after your first hit the euphoria smashes onto the scene like the Kool Aid Man being summoned with a bullhorn at a rock concert during a rocket launch. It is intense. It got my anxiety up to the point I was walking around just because the energy that came with it was so unbridled I had no idea how to properly harness it. Then came the blissful body stone paired with an alert mind. It's heavy stuff, it will just pile on the effects the more you consume. There is no ceiling with this lady West Coat Cure has some incredibly well manicured outdoor buds here for an extremely excellent price point. (96 + 18%) @svc11000 Don't sleep.
5.0 stars
By far the best of the lineup
WatZki is easily the best offering of the Jeeter lineup. It tastes good, even though it is an artificial taste, and it slaps extremely hard. SFV and this are the only ones worth buying.
5.0 stars
For $22 you will not be disappointed
I was extremely hesitant to try this based on reviews for the other flavors in the lineup but it's straight money. Or lack of? Don't expect a buddies cart and you'll be pleasantly surprised. Will review the others as I try them. They're extremely fragile from what the budtender said so be careful.
Sun Valley Caregivers
Sun Valley, California4.2 stars
Love SVC but things have been funky lately
SVC has been my home base for as long as I've been smoking. The bud tenders are all great and sociable people and the herbs are usually top notch... up until recently. The last couple eighths I have picked up over the last two months have been some gnarly hermaphrodite buds, they've had seeds up the wozz. Biggest offenders were sadly: Skywalker, Reserve, and the Haze OG I tried on a whim. I'm not going to knock the shop and peeps because they're still amazing people but I highly encourage you guys to figure out what's going on with your grow. I'll update this review once said issue has been resolved. All the best, friends.