juanaking420
I am a down to earth Hippy/Grower over 30 years of growing.
48 Reviews
5.0 stars

Steve's OG

I have been growing for 35 years outdoor / 12 years indoor. When you smoke this take 4 hits and hold them each for 40 Seconds & Wait 15 Minutes It's old School Creeper Weed from Santa Cruz in 1980. Here is the True facts of this Strain? Fire OG is San Fernando Valley OG X OG Kush then X San Fernando Valley again what makes Steve's OG.True OG taste with Pine Earthy taste just like Pre 77 Bubba Kush. Try the other strain Ice Cream Cake #5 Taste the Vanilla with a Pine Earthy background on the exhale. Read My Reviews and stay away from Green Dragon from Palm Springs not flushed and dried as tumble weed selling 6 Month Old Flowers.
5.0 stars

Autum Brands

I picked this up in Palm Springs and Wedding Cake. Strawberry Banana was really good in the bong didn't have any stems in 4 jars of this product. I am a Laboratory Tested Grower and I would grow this. Now for the Wedding Cake it hardly any taste but the potency was bomb. So really the bozo's below they do not grow their just hood rats who purchase flower and talk crud. You can purchase seeds from Homegrown Cannabis Co. They are in San Diego check them out.
1 star

These Recommendations are worthless now

Try giving this to your probation officer they will laugh in your face also all the pot shops will not accept these recs anymore. You can only purchase 1 OZ not 8 Ounces and the only way is a STATE MMICP from your county. Here is the catch NO DOCTOR will sign the document unless you're dying of CANCER. I offer my P.A. $500 for his signature and he refused to sign.
The Syndicate - Desert Hot Springs
The Syndicate - Desert Hot Springs
Desert Hot Springs, California
1 star

Catch 22 with 40% off

How come this shop refuses to list the tax break down? I hit a shop in Palm Springs with 40% off and the taxes were 38% so you save 2% off your entire purchase. Beware of some of these reviews. They like dating sites Fake responses just like Fake Reviews.
1 star

KMAC is POOP

I purchased this product in DHS for $32.00 it was dry and had to smoke 2 bowls and smoked a 1/8th in 2 days. Now CRU Alien OG that is super bomb 3/4 of a bowl and I was lit like a kite and lasted me 3.5 days. CRU Diablo OG is the 2nd best they grow. How do I know? I have been growing weed since 1986 when the Helicopter was circling my backyard with the light on my garden of Corn and Tomatoes and 3 Mexican Sativa Growing LOL.
5.0 stars

Bomb not like the Wedding Cake AKA Horror Show.

This one tested at 40% THC and has an awesome taste with the high lasted for 2.5 hours and smoked it twice. I have been growing for 35 years. The high reminded me when I was 12 years old smoking Indica straight from Santa Cruz 1977. Now I been growing for 35 years now. I will buy these again indubitably.
1 star

Deception of Kush Mints

Vistied their store front in Palm Springs and purchase a 1/4 oz of this horrible version. 1st was not flushed correctly. 2nd it was dried out. 3rd % is false is not 34% THC. I am a Laboratory Tested Grower with 35 years experience. I had my Purple Chemdawg tested at 20% it was the same high as 34%. Green Dragon took my review off cause I told them I bring them my version of Gelato. Buyer Beware.
Coachella Valley Green Dragon
Coachella Valley Green Dragon
Palm Springs, California
3.0 stars

August 7th

I came in this shop and purchased 3 strains 1/4 oz of Kush Mints and how in the Hell it's tested for 34% and gets you high like 20% Like my Purple Dog Bud. To the owner I will show you my lab results and all the weed was dry as Hell also. I had to put orange peels in the jars for 4 hours and make it moist again 11% lab results show moist % also. It had taste and the high lasted for 60 minutes. Now for Secret Gelato it was okay I have seeds of that and I will bring in my version of Gelato and compare it. Sicario that was the best of them all it was tested for 28% THC and the taste was better. But I noticed Kush Mints was not flushed correctly I could taste the nutrients. These reviews are fishy. So January 2023 I will be in your shop again when I get my grow tent back in September 2022. I have been growing for 35 years outdoor and 11 years indoor and laboratory tested now for 7 years. Also You need to have happy hour and make it 15-20% off like other shops 9-10AM and 2:20-4:20PM.
4.0 stars

Apple Fritter

I grow lab tested medical cannabis 7 years now and growing outdoor for 35 years. So here is my review! 1st one I smoked tasted like strawberries. Between two people or just alone you can smoke these twice. Now for the high it lasted for 2 1/2-3 hours and took my back pain away for 5 hours. Now the 2-5 mini joints had no taste but the high was there. I rather smoke these then this prepackaged 1/8th's. P.S. I have hit 235 pot shops from Los Angeles to Orange County. Back in the day pre 64 when they weighed before your eyes let you smell and look at it. I found shops in Los Angeles for $160 ounces of the bomb and now their all gone. So look for my reviews cause I have been smoking flowers for 44 years now.
5.0 stars

Hood Rat

Are you a Laboratory Tested Grower NO I am
5.0 stars

Every Flower Burns

For the Hood Rat is just a Blithering Oxymoron. I have been growing flowers for 35 years now. When you have super moist flowers just place it on some foil outside for 24 hours. Then put it in your Bong and spark it. You can't fix stupid LOL
5.0 stars

Dry Flowers

I been smoking weed now for 44 years for the idiot below aka hood rat. Just place a couple of small orange peels in the jar with the flower for 42 hours. This will make it moist again I have done this with a 1/4 pound of Chocolate Thai back in 1987 with a whole Orange Peel and made it an extra 1/4 ounce cause of the wetness . This is a OG Gangster Trick for making more money LOL.
Trees of Echo Park
Trees of Echo Park
Los Angeles, California
5.0 stars

For the idiot below

I am a master grower laboratory tested with a Pharmacy Technicians License with the Pharmacy Board in California. As for the Mask Issue it due to COVID-19 for protection for the public. I am fully vaccinated since 1/29/2021 and still wear my mask in PUBLIC. When you visit Palm Springs the deals are out there. I am born and raised in Echo Park just left in 1988.
5.0 stars

flower is good up to 12 months

For the idiot down below I am a Master Grower here is Southern California and ALL MY FLOWER IS LABORATORY TESTED FROM MURRIETA. I had flower packaged in seal meal bags in the fridge lasted for 2 years. Potency is still there for 12 months I a have been growing for 33 years now. 33 outdoor and 12 indoor now. You're just a Blithering Oxymoron and his Girlfriend for leaving the same review. LOL
4.0 stars

seroo420 is a idiot

When you're smoking wax flowers will not work period. I know and I am a grower and took 12 ounces of Purple Kush Flowers tested at 20.5% THC outdoor. Blew 2.2 ounces of Bomb Nug Run crumble and shatter. When I quit smoking wax it took 21 days for the flowers take effect again with 3 hits in the bong. Before that I smoked any flower had no effect at all.
Natural Remedies Caregivers
Natural Remedies Caregivers
Los Angeles, California
1 star

Frost Farms / El Chapo OG. MOLDY

I purchased 3 1/8ths of Frost El Chapo OG all the bags have Mold! Soon I opened all the bags I wanted too barf you can tasted the mold in the bong right away. I got high off it but that Mold Brother if I had Cancer it would of KILLED ME.
Natural Remedies Caregivers
Natural Remedies Caregivers
Los Angeles, California
Hello juanaking420. Everything in our store is lab tested, and nothing with mold would pass the lab test. We regret that you did not like El Chapo, from my own experience I personally tried this flower and did not have any issues with taste and quality as well as no other patient complained about El Chapo. Feel free to reach out to the brand, we can help to rectify the situation. Please contact the manager. Hope to see you soon.
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4.0 stars

Spider Mites?

How can you see a spider mite? I am a Laboratory Tested Master Grower here in Southern California. The only way you can see a Spider Mite is with a 100 X Scope or you see a bunch of black little dots on your plants. I have been growing now for 34 years now and if you smoking a bowl or a joint it will be popping just like the 4th of July. That's how you know you're smoking spider mites LOL.
4.0 stars

Big Chief

I do not know what these other blithering oxymoron's talking about. I have been smoking these carts about 5 years now. Heavy Hitters, Flav and now Big Chief The Skywalker was okay not big on flavor and the high was so so. But the Pineapple Express had a fruity flavor and decent high, Blackberry I will pass on that one. Haven't had a cart break on me any of the brands. I have been medicating now for 43 years now.
5.0 stars

Gelato Genetics

I am a Master Grower from Southern California What Make this Gelato strain is the Parents of Thin Mints Cookies Crossed Breed with Sunset Sherbet. This fool doesn't even know what he's smoking I have been growing for 35 years outdoor and 11 years indoor. P.S. look up Homegrown Cannabis Co their out of San Diego, California and mail their seeds right to your door step. THC ranging from 14% THC - 30% THC
5.0 stars

Glass House

I am a lab tested grower and stop growing outdoor cause of the pesticides. Green House is no different as long they do not use Pesticides when it's budding it will cause Cancer. It cost $200 for each strain to be tested for Pesticide and only $75 for testing for THC% and CBD% and mold which I use for testing. No pesticides for my indoor period