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Hippos Weed Dispensary Chesterfield
Chesterfield, Missouri5.0 stars
This place is the Hiphopapotamus!
I came in for some leaf, they gave me no grief. I needed some gummies and they were tasty (hah - see what I did there). No but seriously I flew in on the red eye from Omicron Seti with my friend Ragnar of the third ring of Saturn. Our mission was to secure large semi-aquatic earth creatures. Yet - we only discovered a magical place with things to eat and lite on fire. Sadly, we discovered no Hippo’s. If you’re looking for good fun other than sub-Saharan African semi Aquatic mammals, I highly recommend this destination. We encountered a large furry creature who called himself Eric. He was quite pleasant but we determined he was not a hippo. Quite a pleasant non-hippo he was though and we enjoyed our experience at this strangely named destination. Ragnar ate all of our gum drop treats and he is trying to contact his seventh cousin on Saturn using only his shoe as an interplanetary transcoding unit. I can’t transport him anywhere…