Kinda sucked you took forever

Okay so like... I ordered my weed, right? And it took three hours, man. Three. Hours. I was just sitting there on the couch, staring at the door like a golden retriever. I almost went through my jar for stems, bro. Then they're all like "oh sorry dude, we'll hook you up with an apology gift," and I was like okay, cool, that's chill, maybe a pre-roll or something, I respect that. But then the gift just... never showed up? Like where'd it go, man? Did the driver smoke it? Is it still out there somewhere? So I hit them up and the guy's like "uhhh I can give you 15% off next time." Fifteen percent, dude. By the time the cannabis tax and the excise tax and the service fees and the whatever-else fees hit, that discount's basically just vibes. You're getting raked either way, man.