DaFunkySkunk
Terp-Cannasuar.
27 Reviews
5.0 stars

Lickity split

Monopoly Melts (Super Sherb)- 90-159u Aroma- Sweet and creamy, citrus, pine/spice, hints of mint and a floral backend Taste- A smooth yet sweet and creamy minty vanilla pine sherbert with small traces of citrus. Really no "BOOF", more sherb cream. Effect- Puzzled, mumble/jumble speech, happy, fuzzy brain, anti-inflammatory, mild pain relief, stress free, abolished ADHD syn waves, hungry/munchies, uplifted and euphoric then a soothing body melt occurs.
5.0 stars

Pucker up suckers

Apex Solventless (Blueberry Pucker)- 73-139u Pucker up Buttercup!!! Aroma- Peachy, Blueberry, sweet, sticky syrup, wild flowers Taste- Peachy sour blueberry gas just Die-abolical. Effect- Instant heavy eyes, euphoric, happy, relaxed/sleepy, memory loss, silly/goofy, relaxes the heart, mind, body and soul, motor function failure.
5.0 stars

Chop chop chop

Superb (Blue Zushi)- 1st & 2nd wash 90-119u Aroma- Sweet, seaweed, green, sour citrus, candy "Z", pier slime/sludge, ocean/salty Taste- Orange peel zest with a dry salty spice candy seaweed ending. Similar to some dry dirty orange juice with some choppiness like soy sauce leaves in your mouth. Effect- EXTREME Cottonmouth, uplifted but settled, focused, happy and a well balanced body melt experience. Mighty Morphing Water Ranger.
5.0 stars

DUHHH Duhhhh duhhhhhhhh.........

Hytek (Dolato)- micron unknown Aroma- Funky buttery garlic, floral, spicy, earthy, blueberries and lavender. Taste- Lavender toothpaste that leaves a tar blueberry skin kind of stain in the back of your throat. Effect- A blissful relaxing comfort, happy, mesmerizing body melt to unfolds into a couc-lock effect, euphoric, great for restless legs or hyperactive ADHD, chronic pain and stress relief.
4.0 stars

Skunk the funk

Peachy Hash & Co. (G13 Skunk)- 73-139u Aroma- Lemon, skunky, floral, ammonia and pungent Taste- Sweeter ammonia charged lemon funk πŸ€€πŸ‹πŸ€’ Effect- Mood lifter/ enhancer, relaxed, long lasting climax euphoria, couch-lock heavy, uplifted then followed by a full body melt, chronic pain relief, anxiety killer, anti-inflammatory, wonderful for an evening departure
Dispo Romeo
Dispo Romeo
Romeo, Michigan
5.0 stars
Tori kick ass and save you the best bang for your buck. She rocks!!!
5.0 stars

One, two, three dabs and your out

Hyman (Screw Ball Sherbert)- micron unknown One too many....... can definitely knock a screw loose or two. Aroma- Sweet, buttery, Pink bubble gum, greasy with hints of floral Taste- Juicy mouthwatering Bubble Yum gum with a sharpness of floral and a sherbert monsoon etched on your pallete. Effect- Uplifted, relaxed, happy, creative, zoned out, nice cerebral zen with a mild body high, chronic pain relief, immediate tension relivated. This one knocked out the Chembow by far better medicinal qualities.
5.0 stars

IF YOUR FORTUNATE

Hytek (Lantz)- 73-159u LOUD, TOUGH, FLAVORFUL AND FULLFILLING!!! πŸ‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ‹β€β™€οΈπŸ‹ Aroma- Creamy, floral, lemon lime, candy and gassy. Like a Lemon lime lollipop πŸ‹πŸ‹β€πŸŸ©πŸ­β›½οΈ Taste- Just like you cracked open a ice chilled crisp lemon lime soda. A lightning strike of a stupendous amounts of lemon lime candy gas with a cooling sensation drip. Effect- Instant head rush, decompress stress, uplifted, nice and relaxed, couch-mode could emerge, releases anxiety, euphoric, happy, pain relief and a great anti-inflammatory πŸ‘.
4.0 stars

Dino Pal Approved

Apex Solventless (Front Porch Sittin #10)- 73-139u Dino Pal Approved βœ…οΈ Sharing is Caring! Aroma- Sweet, fruity, citrus hints, candy, floral/lavender backend with a herbal/spice zinging thru your nostrils. Taste- For me the inhale is similar to fruity pebbles, with a fruity, creamy, earthy and herbal ending. I got more of a citrus leather chalky exhale. Smooth, Pure and Flavorful. Different kind of combo, nothing intense just a smooth transition πŸ‘Œ. Effect- Groovy, giggly, focused, happy, relaxed, calm, euphoric, uplifted, motivated, reduces anxiety, pain relief, anti-inflammatory. You may experience Cottonmouth.
5.0 stars

Nom Nom Nom 🀀

Ice Cream Hash Co./True Organcis (Triple Burger)- 90-120u micron Packaging- Who doesn't LOVE them some Ice Cream? Easy to read label, displays terpenes, attention grabber. You know what your getting right off rip. Aroma- Very meaty, like rotten lettuce with a gassy funk ⛽️ 🀒🀀πŸ”₯. Very TOXIC/LETHAL!!! *My kind of terps πŸ’―. Taste- Greasy buttery lemons smother your pallete as a full combustion of heavy GMO and gas erupts in your lungs with a peppery kick at the end. Apperance- scrapped/slabbed the full gram of rosin on the side of the jar and all on the lid. Wet, greasy cold cure, not sticky or tacky. Looks volatile πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«. Effect- mild pain relief, anxiety/stress reducer, anti-inflammatory, increased appetite, relaxed, uplifted, euphoric, focused, elevated mood Vapor- 8 Color- 6 (pumpkin puree) Residue- 6 (orangish 🍊)
5.0 stars

Yummmmmmm

Wojo Wax (Modified Punch)- micron unknown Packaging- 100% passion put into this product (dedication and love). Describes their mission, who they are. How to store and burn temperature, the terpene profile. Only thing missing that I enjoy seeing on the product is the micron used. Superior packaging πŸ“¦. Puts competition in the gutter. "If you know, you know" Aroma- Heavy white grapes πŸ‡ with a splash of honey with deep lavender undertones. Tatse- Inhale is like a juicy white grapes erupting with a mouthwatering sensation of sweet pine wood exfoilated with a mellow lavender sharpness. Apperance- nicely whipped badder like, moist, pure, easy to handle, not sticky or tacky, luscious color Effect- Headache and migraine relief, tranquility, nausea relief, focused, anxiety, aroused, pain relief ad total body relaxation 😌. *Definitely keeping this in my artillery for chronic pain/migraines.* Vapor- 8 (nice and decent, not super dense) Color- 10 (beautiful whiteish cream) Residue- 9
5.0 stars

Lume's- Blueberry Muffin High Times entry 2024

Lume (Blueberry Crumble)- The smell of Blueberry crumble is just as intoxicating as the flavor, with a sweet and sour musty aroma that's accented by fresh blueberries and cookies. With a relish taste of sweet Blueberry muffin with hints of Biscoff cookies. With a high that hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. Patients dealing with inflamation, stress, anxiety and pain can choose this strain for a for a happy, relaxed and sedative feeling. Packaging (9/10) no terpene profile just terp %.
5.0 stars

Tical Cannabis

Light olive green colas with clinging reddish orange pistils and sandy like trichomes suffocating every surface far and in between. A sweet lemony citrus burst suffocates your nostrils. Each rip off the bong holds its own with a electrifying taste of lemons, tree fruits, gas and sour skunk. Creating an uplifted, happy, energized, giggly and well relaxed feeling. A nice wake n bake or all day smoke for the experienced consumer. Hazy eyes emerge thru the thick yellowish smoke as it slowly starts thru your cranium then full on heavy head high that creeps throughout you whole body. A spectacular choice for anxiety, mood lifting, anti- inflammatory, stress reliever and a steady relaxation effect.
5.0 stars

Terp slurping phenom

Indulge in the captivating essence of Banana Puddintain a hybrid marvel with a punch of euphoria. Delivering a happy, euphoric, uplifted and well relaxed and a sedative state of sensory journey like no other. Offering a devine terpene profile like a banana cream with a heavy skunky and gassy delight.
PUFF Utica - Rec & Med
PUFF Utica - Rec & Med
Utica, Michigan
5.0 stars

Deals for dayzzzzz........

Heather was a kick ass budtender. She answered all our questions and service was top notch. πŸ‘
PUFF Utica - Rec & Med
PUFF Utica - Rec & Med
Utica, Michigan
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4.0 stars

Wash me down!!!

Inhale sweet and sour citrus with a diesel exhale with earthy understones. Starts with heavy eyes that emerge with a head high that quickly moves thru your whole body making it droop and your legs feel like your walking on bubbles but not fully couch locked. Slight memory loss could occur. The colas are arranged with gorgeous colors of light green, violet leaves hugging the nug with sandstone hairs cradling around the dense spongy colas then setting it off with yellowish clear tricombs. An aromatic blend of sweet and sour citrus, earthy gas ⛽️. She leans more towards the indica side on this hybrid and is recommended for the intermediate stoner. Medicinal properties targeting chronic stress/pain, depression, nausea and appetite loss.
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan
5.0 stars
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan
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1 star

Unaware and LOST!

Okay I have been to most of these Dispos around Metro-Detroit from Downtown, River Rouge, Mt. Clemons, Lennox, New Baltimore, Lake Orion, Ann Arbor, Ypsilanti, Flint, Lansing, Pinconning and Mackinac City and by far this was the worst experience I have had up to date. I came in 7/14/24 after doing an online order. For a ounce total would of been $92 after tax. I received a outdoor ounce of Collins Avenue when my online order clearly said Detroit Runtz smalls. Tried to show the manager there my online order thru my phone with the order number thru "Dutchie" and clearly said don't shove that in my face our system is "correct" and that's what your order is. I was upset at that price for the low quality of floor cannabis. After an hour of waiting and there poor correction I finally recieved my Detroit Runtz. After going thru a quarter of this flower for the price. That is unacceptable for any quality or service. PURE in New Baltimore by far has the best Bang for your Buck 24/7. Sorry Bloom
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan
5.0 stars

πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Deals

Had only 2 substitutions which were no biggie. Just doubled up on those 2. Great service, quick and easy πŸ‘Œ. Pure always has the best deals for your buck $$$. Hospitality to its finest.
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan
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Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan
5.0 stars
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan
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