DaFunkySkunk
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30 Reviews
5.0 stars
Deep tropicatropical fruit melody
Hytek (Fruit Bazaar)- micron unknown Aroma- Tropical, sweet & sour papaya, tree fruit, hints of melon and dragonfruit. Taste- A deep tropical fruit melody. Sweet papaya, star fruit, kiwi and tree nuts then a sour ending comes barreling thru. Effect- Tingling down my body, heavy behind the eyes, clouded/light feet, mind boggle, euphoric body melt and a great anti-inflammatory π.
5.0 stars
Sweet and delicate
Apex Solventless (Mitsumame)- 73-119u Aroma- Tropical candy funk, pine and sweet floral Taste- Tropical rotten strawberries with a sweet piney backend. I didnt get too much garlic but more of a rotten funk to it. Effect- "Robotic" Mode, anti-inflammatory, pain relief, muscle spasm relief, relaxation, aware/alert, creative, vibrant.
5.0 stars
Get SPIKED to Extinction
Apex Solventless (Spiked Guava)- 73-119u Get "Spiked" to Extinction Aroma- Sour citrus spice, spiked pink lemonade, juicy guava, tropical, funky/rotten Taste- Bitter lime, sweet citrus with a luscious coating of guava. Effect- Mood lifter, "ball sweatin"π₯΅, alert but side-tracked, game mode, happy, vibrant, pain relief and nausea relief.
5.0 stars
ARRRR Captain
Apex Solventless (Crunch Berries)- 73-139u Aroma- Sweet, candy, berries, floral, gassy and wild flowers Taste- Red, blue and creamy black berries cascaded by a floral gassy corn husk escapade. Effect- Squashes pain relief, fresh lift, happy, stress/anxiety reducer, blissful with a heavy body melt and calming nerves to a pulp.
5.0 stars
Diabolical extinction of lava
Apex Solventless (Blue Gas)- 73-139u A diabolical extinction of lava Dino-dabs!!! Aroma- Blueberry, tart, chemmy, sour, flower petals/floral and gassy. Taste- Submerged with a tear gas of essence. Blue with full throttle. A gassy sour blueberry thats chemmy and tart with tiny hints of lemon. Effect- Heavy body melt, feels like my bones were gassed, throat puncher, alert and focused, clear headed/clean cerebral-ness, chronic pain relief, anti-inflammatory with a heavy munchie craving.
5.0 stars
Chop chop chop
Superb (Blue Zushi)- 1st & 2nd wash 90-119u Aroma- Sweet, seaweed, green, sour citrus, candy "Z", pier slime/sludge, ocean/salty Taste- Orange peel zest with a dry salty spice candy seaweed ending. Similar to some dry dirty orange juice with some choppiness like soy sauce leaves in your mouth. Effect- EXTREME Cottonmouth, uplifted but settled, focused, happy and a well balanced body melt experience. Mighty Morphing Water Ranger.
Dispo Romeo
Romeo, Michigan5.0 stars
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5.0 stars
One, two, three dabs and your out
Hyman (Screw Ball Sherbert)- micron unknown One too many....... can definitely knock a screw loose or two. Aroma- Sweet, buttery, Pink bubble gum, greasy with hints of floral Taste- Juicy mouthwatering Bubble Yum gum with a sharpness of floral and a sherbert monsoon etched on your pallete. Effect- Uplifted, relaxed, happy, creative, zoned out, nice cerebral zen with a mild body high, chronic pain relief, immediate tension relivated. This one knocked out the Chembow by far better medicinal qualities.
5.0 stars
IF YOUR FORTUNATE
Hytek (Lantz)- 73-159u LOUD, TOUGH, FLAVORFUL AND FULLFILLING!!! πββοΈπββοΈπ Aroma- Creamy, floral, lemon lime, candy and gassy. Like a Lemon lime lollipop ππβπ©πβ½οΈ Taste- Just like you cracked open a ice chilled crisp lemon lime soda. A lightning strike of a stupendous amounts of lemon lime candy gas with a cooling sensation drip. Effect- Instant head rush, decompress stress, uplifted, nice and relaxed, couch-mode could emerge, releases anxiety, euphoric, happy, pain relief and a great anti-inflammatory π.
4.0 stars
Dino Pal Approved
Apex Solventless (Front Porch Sittin #10)- 73-139u Dino Pal Approved β
οΈ Sharing is Caring! Aroma- Sweet, fruity, citrus hints, candy, floral/lavender backend with a herbal/spice zinging thru your nostrils. Taste- For me the inhale is similar to fruity pebbles, with a fruity, creamy, earthy and herbal ending. I got more of a citrus leather chalky exhale. Smooth, Pure and Flavorful. Different kind of combo, nothing intense just a smooth transition π. Effect- Groovy, giggly, focused, happy, relaxed, calm, euphoric, uplifted, motivated, reduces anxiety, pain relief, anti-inflammatory. You may experience Cottonmouth.
5.0 stars
Nom Nom Nom π€€
Ice Cream Hash Co./True Organcis (Triple Burger)- 90-120u micron Packaging- Who doesn't LOVE them some Ice Cream? Easy to read label, displays terpenes, attention grabber. You know what your getting right off rip. Aroma- Very meaty, like rotten lettuce with a gassy funk β½οΈ π€’π€€π₯. Very TOXIC/LETHAL!!! *My kind of terps π―. Taste- Greasy buttery lemons smother your pallete as a full combustion of heavy GMO and gas erupts in your lungs with a peppery kick at the end. Apperance- scrapped/slabbed the full gram of rosin on the side of the jar and all on the lid. Wet, greasy cold cure, not sticky or tacky. Looks volatile π΅βπ«. Effect- mild pain relief, anxiety/stress reducer, anti-inflammatory, increased appetite, relaxed, uplifted, euphoric, focused, elevated mood Vapor- 8 Color- 6 (pumpkin puree) Residue- 6 (orangish π)
5.0 stars
Yummmmmmm
Wojo Wax (Modified Punch)- micron unknown Packaging- 100% passion put into this product (dedication and love). Describes their mission, who they are. How to store and burn temperature, the terpene profile. Only thing missing that I enjoy seeing on the product is the micron used. Superior packaging π¦. Puts competition in the gutter. "If you know, you know" Aroma- Heavy white grapes π with a splash of honey with deep lavender undertones. Tatse- Inhale is like a juicy white grapes erupting with a mouthwatering sensation of sweet pine wood exfoilated with a mellow lavender sharpness. Apperance- nicely whipped badder like, moist, pure, easy to handle, not sticky or tacky, luscious color Effect- Headache and migraine relief, tranquility, nausea relief, focused, anxiety, aroused, pain relief ad total body relaxation π. *Definitely keeping this in my artillery for chronic pain/migraines.* Vapor- 8 (nice and decent, not super dense) Color- 10 (beautiful whiteish cream) Residue- 9
5.0 stars
High Times Michigan 2024 entry
New Lyfe (GoGurtz)- With a terpene profile thatβll leave your taste buds quivering for more. The aroma comes off like sweet cherry's, lemons, apples and sugar candy. Taste like sucking on a gassy cherry lemonhead. Expect heavy candy and gas flavonoids with a deep body high. Feeling aroused, happy, relaxed and sedative. A perfect duo with dessert and a bubble bath to tap in for the evening. A spectacular choice for anxiety, mood lifting, anti- inflammatory, stress reliever and a steady relaxation effect. Packaging(8/10)*********
5.0 stars
Lume's- Blueberry Muffin High Times entry 2024
Lume (Blueberry Crumble)- The smell of Blueberry crumble is just as intoxicating as the flavor, with a sweet and sour musty aroma that's accented by fresh blueberries and cookies. With a relish taste of sweet Blueberry muffin with hints of Biscoff cookies. With a high that hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. Patients dealing with inflamation, stress, anxiety and pain can choose this strain for a for a happy, relaxed and sedative feeling. Packaging (9/10) no terpene profile just terp %.
5.0 stars
Tical Cannabis
Light olive green colas with clinging reddish orange pistils and sandy like trichomes suffocating every surface far and in between. A sweet lemony citrus burst suffocates your nostrils. Each rip off the bong holds its own with a electrifying taste of lemons, tree fruits, gas and sour skunk. Creating an uplifted, happy, energized, giggly and well relaxed feeling. A nice wake n bake or all day smoke for the experienced consumer. Hazy eyes emerge thru the thick yellowish smoke as it slowly starts thru your cranium then full on heavy head high that creeps throughout you whole body. A spectacular choice for anxiety, mood lifting, anti- inflammatory, stress reliever and a steady relaxation effect.
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Terp slurping phenom
Indulge in the captivating essence of Banana Puddintain a hybrid marvel with a punch of euphoria. Delivering a happy, euphoric, uplifted and well relaxed and a sedative state of sensory journey like no other. Offering a devine terpene profile like a banana cream with a heavy skunky and gassy delight.
PUFF Utica - Rec & Med
Utica, Michigan5.0 stars
Deals for dayzzzzz........
Heather was a kick ass budtender. She answered all our questions and service was top notch. π
PUFF Utica - Rec & Med
Utica, MichiganThank you for leaving us a 5-star reviewπ
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4.0 stars
Wash me down!!!
Inhale sweet and sour citrus with a diesel exhale with earthy understones. Starts with heavy eyes that emerge with a head high that quickly moves thru your whole body making it droop and your legs feel like your walking on bubbles but not fully couch locked. Slight memory loss could occur. The colas are arranged with gorgeous colors of light green, violet leaves hugging the nug with sandstone hairs cradling around the dense spongy colas then setting it off with yellowish clear tricombs. An aromatic blend of sweet and sour citrus, earthy gas β½οΈ. She leans more towards the indica side on this hybrid and is recommended for the intermediate stoner. Medicinal properties targeting chronic stress/pain, depression, nausea and appetite loss.
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, Michigan5.0 stars
Pure Cannabis Outlet - New Baltimore
New Baltimore, MichiganThank you so much for taking the time to leave a review! Hope we get to see you again soon!! Remember to check out our latest deals at www.ShopPure.com and Weed Maps and to leave us a 5 β review on google as well! π
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Bloomery Cannabis Mt Clemens - 21+ Recreational
Mt Clemens, Michigan1 star
Unaware and LOST!
Okay I have been to most of these Dispos around Metro-Detroit from Downtown, River Rouge, Mt. Clemons, Lennox, New Baltimore, Lake Orion, Ann Arbor, Ypsilanti, Flint, Lansing, Pinconning and Mackinac City and by far this was the worst experience I have had up to date. I came in 7/14/24 after doing an online order. For a ounce total would of been $92 after tax. I received a outdoor ounce of Collins Avenue when my online order clearly said Detroit Runtz smalls. Tried to show the manager there my online order thru my phone with the order number thru "Dutchie" and clearly said don't shove that in my face our system is "correct" and that's what your order is. I was upset at that price for the low quality of floor cannabis. After an hour of waiting and there poor correction I finally recieved my Detroit Runtz. After going thru a quarter of this flower for the price. That is unacceptable for any quality or service. PURE in New Baltimore by far has the best Bang for your Buck 24/7. Sorry Bloom