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10 Reviews
Embarc - Fresno Blackstone
Embarc - Fresno Blackstone
Fresno, California
5.0 stars

Clean, friendly, and quick

Friendly, knowledgeable budtenders; good selection of products for a wide range of prices. Allows patients/customers in line to wait in their AC'd lobby instead of the heat like TAT, and they have better discount days and rewards program. Save your money and come here instead of TAT.
5.0 stars

Double the price but double the quality

I knew that my $54 purchase of this flower (with tax) at Authentic 209 was more than likely already justified being that the eighth itself was practically one nug which was visibly covered in trichomes (of which the jar itself rated at 35% THC, rounding up) but the smell is definitely what confirmed it for me; big hits of sweet vanilla from their cereal milk most likely with a piney, minty diesely finish from the Mountain Kush presumably, exactly like the name said. The effects range from a light head high to a sedating, peaceful body high that, despite it's THC content, won't overwhelm lighter smokers in smaller doses seemingly; the jar itself claiming the flower to produce "soothing," "joyful," and "tranquil" effects; which I'd say is about accurate. Speaking of the jar, the marketing for each strain these guys have is top notch; the necessary info for both seasoned stoners AND unfamiliar consumers alike is present with detailed, gorgeous illustrations. The extra money is well spent.
5.0 stars

potent, relaxing, smooth draws

great value for <$25, the oil is a gorgeous light gold color and the cart is a seemingly proprietary ceramic cartridge that delivers strong hits and flavor, the high is a hybrid style experience as the box suggests and leaves me feeling relaxed but not drowsy in any way. WCC knows how it's done.
One Plant Atwater
One Plant Atwater
Atwater, California
5.0 stars

Great first impression

absolutely loved the way this place ran its business upon my first time visiting; I love the fact they actually let customers handle the products' packaging and have display jars that have little holes with stoppers in them that you can use to smell the flowers you're trying to buy. The building was just the right size to be intimate but handle a good amount of customers and they carried pretty much every brand I could ask for. 15% off for a first customer is generous on top of already competitive pricing, also appreciated the big ass pride flag up front. Great stuff.
Bract House
Bract House
Sonora, California
5.0 stars

Fantastic opening day!

I wanted to check out the second dispensary opening up in Sonora due to Hazy Bulldog consistently having higher prices than anywhere else I've been, and I gotta say these guys made a more than wonderful first impression. I went in with the intentions of only purchasing a cartridge and an eighth, both of which were already 25% off. The budtenders seemed to care more about getting people the products they wanted and that served them best rather than getting people through the line as quickly as possible. As if the discount wasn't great enough, they gave me a free hoodie and lanyard AS WELL as an additional eighth, preroll, and four edibles. Needless to say, I will be back, and HB has stiff competition on their hands. Five stars.
Bract House
Bract House
Sonora, California
We're honored by your positive experience and kind words! Thank you for giving us a chance and for appreciating our focus on customer satisfaction. It's great to hear you enjoyed the discounts and the additional goodies. We look forward to providing you with exceptional service and products in the future at The Bract House! 🌿🌟
Official response
5.0 stars

Fan favorite, must-try if you like this brand!

Nice sweet creamy strawberry notes on the nose with a little splash of diesel. Initial hit is strong and euphoric before settling into a nice head high with plenty of munchies. Not too overwhelming for newer smokers I'd say, and great flavor. Nug is killing it.
5.0 stars

Frosty, nice body high

Great minty flavor with a nice touch of skunkiness, close to white leaves with orange hairs covered in trichomes. Creeps on you before filling the smoker with a nice euphoric body high with a little bit of a case of the giggles. Definitely won't put you to bed after one bowl, especially if you're a heavyweight, but definitely more on the sedative side.
5.0 stars

My go-to

For the price I get it at, which is $28 1/8th before tax, (not naming any names) this is undoubtedly the nicest flower I can get my hands on for such a great price. The buds aren't totally frosted out, but have a nice coating of robust tricomes all throughout. The bud structure and sprawling orange hairs and fanning purple leaves, as well as the sheer nug size for the amount you pay is what really blows me away. For how exotic it looks, this is definitely an easy smoke, although I say this as a daily smoker with a penchant for stronger flowers so takae it with a grain of salt, as this means it will most likely sneak up on you. Although the effects themselves aren't the most sedating on their own, don't be surprised if your mind wanders quite a bit and you feel yourself sinking into your chair/couch/bed for a nice movie or game. Said couchlock is amplified quite a bit with the amount you smoke, so be wary if you go for more than a bowl or single joint.
3.0 stars

underwhelming and too soupy

I was pretty excited when I saw this, and although the diamonds were solid and the strain itself smelled quite pleasant, it was just as though there was a small pile of diamonds in the middle and the majority of the gram was made of terp soup...
4.0 stars

potent, good head high.

Have had better tasting PE from brands like Bloom, but this makes up for it in strength and consistency. Great cerebral effects with a mild to gentle body high.