The Goat

The Goat — also known as G.O.A.T., short for "Greatest Of All Time" — is a sativa-dominant hybrid from Scapegoat Genetics, the outfit also behind Don Draper and Critical Kush, bred from a cross of Animal Pie and AC/DC. That 1:1 pairing gives this cultivar a balanced cannabinoid profile you don't often see in sativa-leaning varieties, and it's worth noting that The Goat is a completely different strain from Golden Goat. On the nose, expect tart cherry and damp earth layered over a sharp, herbal spice — the kind of aroma that fills a room the moment you crack the jar.

Reviewers describe the experience as clear-headed and grounding, with a focused onset that users often report settles into a calm, creative headspace without heavy sedation. Some people experience a gentle uplift in mood alongside that sense of steady relaxation, making it a versatile pick for any time of day. The buds themselves tend to be dense and compact, threaded with orange pistils and a generous coat of frosty trichomes that hint at the strain’s resinous lineage.