Stoned Panda

Stoned Panda is a hybrid strain bred from Granddaddy Purple and Santa Muerte, delivering an evenly balanced 50/50 indica-sativa profile. Named for its notoriously creeping high, this cultivar has earned a reputation in smoke circles for catching users off guard with effects that build slowly before hitting hard. Those who've sessioned with Stoned Panda describe a heady, stoney cerebral onset that brings on droopy eyes and an irresistible urge to smile and giggle. The mental euphoria pairs with a soothing, tingly body effect that melts away tension without couch-locking completely. The flavor and aroma profile leans sweet and fruity with prominent blueberry notes, backed by spicy herbal undertones and a flowery skunk finish with hints of hashy earthiness. Stoned Panda's fluffy, oversized nugs show off dark olive green coloring with purple undertones and a frosty coating of crystal trichomes. *Final verification of this strain's data is pending.*