Patapeake Shortbread

Patapeake Shortbread is Seed Junky Genetics’ spin on Wedding Cake x Kush Mints, carried into Maryland’s market by Evermore Cannabis. The cross leans heavy on dessert lineage, with Cake’s sweet vanilla cream colliding with Mint’s menthol funk to create a local staple.

The nose mixes bakery and barnyard, delivering a sweet vanilla aroma encased by cedar, gas, and mint. And the flavor follows suit: creamy on the draw, spicy and earthy on the exhale. Limonene leads the terpene charge, while myrcene, linalool, and caryophyllene bring grounding depth and floral spice.

Community chatter frames the high as quick and heavy; euphoria hits first, blanking the mental slate, then a slow-body melt takes over. Some call it hyper-relaxed without full couch lock; others tag it as straight sedation once it settles in. Either way, Patapeake Shortbread plants a flag for Maryland’s dessert strains: sweet on the surface, but weighty enough to press you down.