hybrid
GMO Funk
Parents
GMO Funk is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that crosses GMO (Chemdawg × Girl Scout Cookies) with Jet Fuel Gelato (Jet Fuel OG × Gelato). The breeder isn't publicly confirmed. What makes this one stand out is the aroma — break into a bud and you'll get hit with pungent garlic, diesel fuel, and an earthy funk that lingers. The flavor follows through with savory, peppery notes and a subtle sweetness underneath all that gas. The buds themselves carry a purple tinge beneath a heavy coat of frost, with trichomes thick enough to give the flower a near-white, crystalline look, and tight orange pistils threaded through deep green calyxes.
Fans of the strain describe the high as deeply relaxing, building from an early euphoric, creative lift into a heavier body stone that can ease into sleepiness over the course of the session. Reviewers note the onset comes on strong and stays "stoney" throughout rather than fading quickly, with the funk of the smoke matching the intensity of the effects — this isn't one that sneaks up quietly.
GMO Funk is a moderate-to-hard strain that stays compact at 3–4 ft indoors, making it a solid pick if you're comfortable managing dense, resinous buds in tighter spaces. Outdoors, it stretches to 5–6 ft and does best in warm, dry climates between 68–80°F with humidity kept low during flowering. Expect a flowering window of 9–10 weeks, with outdoor harvests landing in late October. Indoor yields typically fall in the 350–450 g/m² range, while outdoor plants can push 14–18 oz each when conditions don't fight you.
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