99 Problems

99 Problems is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain made from a cross of White 99 and Stardawg. The original breeder of the strain is Cloud Clover Cannabis. Each parent strain contributes slightly to the strain's complex flavor and aroma—White 99 shares its sweet fruitiness, while Stardawg gives 99 Problems additional earthiness.

Some have shared that this strain can also be slightly skunky, gassy, and spicy on the exhale. This strain's large buds of light and deeper greens have hidden purple undertones throughout, are covered in thin orange hairs, and are frosty with sparkling trichomes. Consumers note that this strain's effects may begin with an uplifted mood, sometimes euphoric—some report this strain enhancing focus on creativity and enjoyment of artistic pursuits.

Eventually, the strain's effects may melt into a soothing relaxation for the body and mind. Medical cannabis patients have reported using the strain for chronic pain, muscle spasms, chronic fatigue, depression, stress, anxiety, insomnia, ADHD, nausea, and appetite loss. You may have 99 Problems, but being bored and in a bad mood shouldn't be one of them!