
Dope Rope 200MG Gummies Sour Apple Smash
$2.50
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???? "Ode to Sour Apple Smash" by Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Snack Poet Laureate / Llama Liaison They said it couldn’t be done That no rope could taste like chaos and fun. But I said, “Hold my snack,” and took a stand, With apple in heart and rope in hand. It hits like a zing from a flavor bazooka, Like you kissed a Jolly Rancher... then married a hookah. Sweet on the end, but tart in the start, Like making out with a fruit cart. It doesn’t whisper. It screams in green. The boldest rope you’ve ever seen. It’s citrus, it’s sass, it’s lips doing yoga A snack-induced trip to downtown Alpena No llama chewing. No goats in shades. Just me, a dream, and edible upgrades. It’s 200mg of legend in twisty form, For rainy days or thunderstorm norm. So if your taste buds feel ignored, And life’s a snackless, flavorless board . . . Grab the Smash, unwrap the myth, And let your mouth say, “What even is this?” Snack Bless, – Gummy DeMarco, Rope Model / Sour Strategist / Tang Tactician Catch me puckered and powered up on the Gram ??, OnlyFans ????, LinkedIn ????, and Pinterest ????.
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