Incredibles - Chocolate - Red Velvet Cake (H)

Green Thumb's Incredibles line has been making Colorado chocolate bars since 2010, and Red Velvet Cake stands out as a genuinely dessert-accurate flavor in the lineup. Moist crimson cake crumb, a tang of cream cheese, and dark chocolate coating come together the way an actual slice would, not a candy version of one. The bar is scored into ten pieces at 10mg each, dense enough that the chocolate itself carries the cocoa bitterness through instead of letting the sweetness flatten it out. That density is what keeps a hybrid-leaning 100mg bar from melting into mush in a warm pocket or bag. Snapped apart, each square still shows the crumb-like texture running through the center.