MED Northern Terps | Granddaddy Pluto

(Gelato #33 x Triangle Kush) Granddaddy Pluto is a deep-space indica that pulls you gently—but firmly—into total relaxation. Rich, heavy, and unapologetically calming, this strain delivers a classic dessert-meets-gas profile wrapped in a powerful body-first experience that’s made for slowing things down. The aroma opens with sweet grape and dark berry notes, reminiscent of its Granddaddy Purple lineage, followed by a thick wave of earthy kush and subtle fuel. Once lit, the smoke is smooth and flavorful, coating the palate with ripe fruit sweetness and a grounding, hashy finish that lingers well after the exhale. The effects land steadily and with authority. A soothing mental calm settles in first, quieting racing thoughts and softening the edges of the day. Soon after, Granddaddy Pluto reveals its true nature—a heavy, full-body relaxation that melts tension, eases physical discomfort, and encourages stillness without chaos or confusion. This is a strain designed for the evening, when productivity can wait and comfort is the priority. Perfect for unwinding after a long day, managing stress or physical strain, or settling into a restful night, Granddaddy Pluto is rich, potent, and deeply comforting. It’s not flashy or fast—it’s slow, powerful, and atmospheric, pulling you into orbit and letting everything else fade away.