2 Unicorn 1 Poop

The myth. The meme. The masterpiece. 2 Unicorns 1 Poop is GLO’s infamous follow-up to the iconic Unicorn Poop—and it didn’t just live up to the hype, it broke the damn jar. This is that wild, glitter-fueled strain that looks ridiculous on the label and hits like a velvet sledgehammer. Sticky, dense, and caked in trichomes, it brings waves of gassy fruit funk, with a euphoric cerebral high that dissolves stress and a smooth, body-numbing finish that makes everything feel just... better. It’s the strain your dealer laughs at before saying, "No, seriously, this is fire." And they’re right. Flavor Profile: Grape soda, Zkittlez dust, and tropical gas Aroma: Like a unicorn dropped a fruit bomb in a candy shop