Dope Rope 200mg Gummy Rope - Valentine Maker 3000

Hey. Gummy DeMarco here. Are you over awkward cards? Done with chocolates that feel like an afterthought? Still haunted by that last-minute gas station rose that didn’t survive the night? THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS… THE VALENTINE-MAKER-3000™ The only fill-in-the-blank Valentine expertly designed to say exactly what you can’t. From the creators of Dope Rope and Highmark Greeting Cards comes the ultimate solution to Valentine’s Day panic. A 200mg, limited-edition premium gummy rope, cleverly disguised as a greeting card—because nothing says “I care” like letting the candy do the talking for you.