(1 OZ left!) Cannaisseur: The Doctor Smalls (Great White Shark X Super Skunk)

This celebrity child wasn't named for Doctor Who, but rather gets its name from infamous motorcyclist Valentino Rossi, nicknamed “The Doctor.” Like a fast-paced bike race, The Doctor hits you hard and fast with heavy effects felt in both the mind and the body. You're first slammed with a cerebral head rush that leaves you uplifted and euphoric, yet hazy and introspective with tendencies towards becoming incredibly spacey. A heavy hitting body high slams into you next that leaves you helplessly couch-locked and sedated with a powerful case of the munchies, but no will to move.