Dope Rope | 🍏💥 Sour Apple Smash| 🦙✅ ENDORSED BY A LLAMA | 200MG

🍏The Llama Race That Launched Sour Apple Smash – As Told by Gummy DeMarco, Flavorfluencer

Gummy DeMarco discovered Sour Apple Smash in Sparta, Michigan, during an ill-advised attempt to win a county fair llama race. Mid-sprint, a freak gust of wind sent him face-first into a rogue fruit cart stacked high with Granny Smiths. The collision was violent, juicy, and oddly romantic . . . apples everywhere, tart nectar dripping down his chin like nature’s own mic drop. As he staggered up, dazed and sticky, he swore he heard one apple whisper, “Make me a rope.” Hours later, fueled by inspiration (and probably a mild concussion), Gummy braided 200mg of sweet-tart chaos into what would become Sour Apple Smash.

👅 Tastes like: A green apple dropkick to the tongue . . . sharp, zippy, and mouthwateringly tart up front, with a sweet, juicy finish that sticks around like the world’s most delicious grudge.