Best dispensary in DC!
The flower and edible selection is amazing. Every single product is very high quality and the staff is super friendly!!
doughboy7d7Washington DC
Excellent Service and a knowledgeable staff.
First visit yesterday, went very well. Located in a safe area. Staff were all fantastic. Threw me some free rolling papers and a 20% discount off my entire order for mentioning Weedmaps. I will be back! Check them out soon!
WMUser545288977Arlington / Alexandria / Fairfax
Vibes are immaculate
This place will take care of all your cannabis needs whether you're brand new to the scene or a seasoned connoisseur. Their customer service and product knowledge is top notch on top of the quality of products they carry. The shop is cozy and they take their time to make you feel welcomed and all your questions are attended to. Shout out to Johan and Caroline!
ZzizzleChicago North
Knowledgeable Staff and Great Product
I can’t recommend this dispensary enough! Staff was incredibly knowledgeable, and guided me through all the products in an approachable and thorough way. Even for non-smokers, they have multiple edible, capsule, and tincture-based options for those of us trying to give our lungs a break. I got to try the THC bath soak and have been raving about it to friends. Whether you’re new to THC or a seasoned stoner, this place is a phenomenal find
MPressman240LAX / Playa Del Rey / El Segundo
Excellent Service and Variety at Green Theory!
I recently visited Green Theory, a marijuana dispensary in DC just across the bridge in a cozy spot in the city, and I must say, I was thoroughly impressed. Their customer service was exceptional!!!! They made registering for an out-of-state license a breeze, guiding me through the process with patience and clarity.
mellamokevyArlington / Alexandria / Fairfax
Chesemepls
What a wonderful new Dispensary! Very welcoming vibe by the entire Team at #GreenTheory. Looking forward to our next visit! DC, get out and check this new spot out.
ChesemeplsArlington / Alexandria / Fairfax
What a place!
I have driven by this location more than once and I finally had seen they were open today. Once I got in there. They showed me how I can use my VA Medical card and they guided me to the best product for my needs. It’s been so long since I have been able to find something that’s able to help with my pain. Thank you to the GreenTheory crew. I will see you all again soon!
Jeremywalz18Philadelphia
Delightful new dispensary!!
The staff are wonderful, welcoming, and super helpful. I cannot recommend this place enough.
zaboomafoodWashington DC
Satisfied customer!
Great location and great staff. The process was smooth and effortless. They are really knowledgeable on their product and displayed the highest level of professionalism I’ve ever seen in a weed dispensary. Inside is clean and aesthetically pleasing. I would definitely recommend Green Theory to any enthusiast or patient in need of relief. Welcome to the neighborhood!
CasualStoner78Glen Burnie
Great Service, Awesome menu, excellent prices!
Amazing atmosphere with an amazing staff! The staff at Green Theory were very professional and knowledgeable. They were able to answer all my questions and concerns about all my medical needs. They had a great selection of products too. Can't wait to visit again.
aneuman281980Washington DC
Great staff with even better service
Everyone there was super friendly and very knowledgeable on everything that I wasn’t to make sure I got exactly what I was looking for. I couldn’t be more satisfied with my experience and can’t wait till my next visit!
Javiously420Washington DC
super friendly staff
Pro: Everyone is super friendly and helpful Pro: the budtender is knowledgeable on their products and DC laws Con: there is a limited selection because they only use one or two vendors. Con: the front desk assistant is not very knowledgeable on the non DC resident guest pass. we learned together that androids can't fill out the guest med card, and that you need to buy another guest pass *on* the date the guest med card expires My Experience: I visited green theory twice. the first time I went, I bought a pen, a cart, and some honey, but the cart started leaking in less than 24 hours after i bought it. I went back again 3 days later and explained that my cart was leaking. they mentioned that I was the second person who reported that the live resin cart was leaking, which does not bode well. they replaced the cart for me, however I had to purchase a new 3 day guest card. it feels like I spent a lot of money for products that are faulty.
rcyzhangMonroe, Michigan
Hello! I'm so sorry your experience was not the best it could be and we would love the opportunity to make things right! If you're ever able to visit again we will absolutely waive the non-resident fee for you and provide a discount for the faulty cart you initially received. We are always striving to do our best as a new business and really appreciate your feedback :)
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