Altsol | Triple Burger | Chewable THC tablet I 211.5mg THC
AltSol | Triple Burger | Chewable THC Tablets
Indica-Dominant | Savory Gas & Earth | 211.5mg Total | High-Potency Tablets
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ The "Burger" Heritage: Inspired by the legendary "Burger" lineage (GMO x Han-Solo Burger), these tablets deliver the heavy, funky, and savory terpene essence that AltSol fans crave, now in a convenient edible format.
✔ High-Precision Potency: Each bottle contains a total of 211.5mg of THC. These chewable tablets offer a consistent and measurable way to manage your intake without the guesswork of traditional baked goods.
✔ The "AltSol" Standard: Known for producing some of the finest flower in the District, AltSol brings that same commitment to quality to their concentrates and edibles, ensuring a clean and powerful effect.
✔ Fast-Acting Chewable: These tablets are designed for efficiency. By chewing them, you allow for quicker breakdown and absorption compared to heavy gummies, leading to a more predictable onset.
✔ Sugar-Free & Discreet: A fantastic alternative for those looking to avoid the sugar and gelatin found in gummies. The small tablet format is incredibly discreet and fits perfectly into a pocket or bag.
Available at Green Life DC | 7329 Georgia Ave NW, Washington DC
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Format: Chewable THC Tablets
Total Potency: 211.5mg THC per Bottle
Flavor Profile: Savory "GMO" funk, earthy umami, and a subtle hint of spicy gas.
Description:
AltSol’s Triple Burger Chewable Tablets are designed for the "Indica enthusiast" who wants a heavyweight experience without the smoke. Triple Burger is famous for its "weird but wonderful" flavor profile—leaning into the savory, garlicky, and fuel-heavy notes rather than fruit. AltSol has successfully captured the soul of this strain, providing a potent dose that mirrors the physical "thud" of the flower.
The high is notoriously "heavy." Shortly after consumption, you’ll likely feel a substantial physical "anchor" settle in. It is highly effective at melting away chronic physical tension and quietening a busy mind. Because it is an AltSol product, the euphoria is deep and resonant, making it an excellent choice for late-night relaxation, managing deep-seated stress, or simply ending a long day on a high note. If you are looking for a sugar-free, high-potency edible that stays true to its "gassy" roots, Triple Burger is the definitive choice.
How It Feels:
Deeply Sedating: A powerful body high that encourages long-lasting physical relaxation.Mentally "Stoney": Effectively silences internal noise and promotes a hazy, peaceful headspace.Physically Grounding: Great for "locking" into a movie or easing into a restful night's sleep.Clean & Consistent: Provides a reliable, long-lasting stone that is easy to time and dose.📍 Green Life DC
7329 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
Savory funk. Heavyweight power. AltSol quality.
