Fig Farms - Couch Rider - 5 Pre-Roll Pack - 2.5g - Couch Rider

## Fig Farms - Couch Rider - 5 Pre-Roll Pack - 2.5g Fig Farms' Couch Rider is a deeply complex, house-bred Oakland strain with one of the more arresting terpene profiles in the catalog - industrial grease, ripe mango, nail salon, lychee. The name is not a suggestion, it's a warning. This is a flower for people who want to be somewhere specific at the end of the night, and that somewhere has cushions. ### Genetics & Lineage Couch Rider is a cross of (Blue Face x Figment 5) x Zeclair #9 - entirely bred and pheno-hunted in-house by Fig Farms. Blue Face (Face Off OG x Animal Mints, blue phenotype) is Fig Farms' Emerald Cup 2023 Best in Show winner, known for its stupefying strength and sharp, eraser-and-redwood-bark terpene profile. Figment (Purple Fig x Animal Mints) adds deep purple coloration and a complex, lavender-ammonia-dough character. Zeclair #9 (Cold Heat x Zonuts, bred by Umami Seed Co) brings the tropical fruit lift and a sour, confetti-cake sweetness that threads through everything and keeps the heavy genetics from going one-dimensional. Funk Dip is the sister phenotype - same parents, completely different expression. ### Flavor & Aroma The nose is immediately disorienting in the best way: industrial grease and nail salon funk up front, then ripe mango and lychee push through underneath - tropical, sweet, and almost juicy against the chemical backdrop. It shouldn't resolve cleanly, but it does. The smoke is dense and full, with the fruit notes carrying through on the inhale and a lingering gassy, lacquer-like exhale that stays with you. This is a terpene profile you'll remember. ### Effects Heavy, relaxing, and deliberate. Expect a warm mood lift in the first 10-15 minutes before a broad, weighted body effect settles in and stays. The name does the work here - this strain is built for full commitment to the couch. Experienced users will find it calming and euphoric without being anxious; lighter smokers should start slow and give it room to land. Expect 2-3 hours of effect, with the body heaviness outlasting the head. ### Best For - Nights when the plan is no plan - a movie, the couch, and nowhere to be - End-of-week unwinding after a long stretch in the city - Pain and tension relief for experienced indica consumers - Adventurous terpene hunters who want something genuinely unlike anything else in the case - Sharing a pack at home in North Beach before the neighborhood goes quiet ### Cultivation Grown entirely in Fig Farms' Oakland indoor facility by the same founder-operated team behind every strain in their catalog. Every cultivar is bred, pheno-hunted, and grown in-house - no outside partners, no shortcuts. Couch Rider was hunted specifically for the Zeclair #9 phenotype's tropical-chemical terpene expression layered against the dense, award-winning genetics of Blue Face and Figment. The pack delivers five 0.5g pre-rolls of whole-flower, hand-trimmed cannabis. ### Dosing One pre-roll is a full session for most people. Start there, give it 20 minutes, and make sure you're already where you want to be before the second half of the pack comes out. This is a strain that earns its name. ### Storage Keep sealed in the original packaging or an airtight container away from heat and light. The tropical-chemical terpene character is volatile and degrades quickly without proper storage. ### Similar Strains If you like Couch Rider, also consider: Kronuts (funkier, more pastry-forward), Blue Face (the OG parent - heavier and more eraser-rubber), or Animal Face (similarly intense OG lineage, classic Emerald Cup winner). --- ### Frequently Asked Questions **Is Couch Rider indica or sativa?** Couch Rider is a hybrid built from heavy indica-leaning genetics - Blue Face and Figment both skew calming and body-forward. The effects follow suit: relaxing, weighted, and best suited for evening use. **What does Couch Rider taste like?** Industrial grease and nail salon funk with ripe mango and lychee underneath - a cross-category profile that's simultaneously chemical and tropical. One of the more memorable flavors in the store. **How strong is Couch Rider?** This is a potent strain built from Emerald Cup-winning genetics. Experienced consumers will find it deeply relaxing; newer or lighter smokers should treat it with respect and start with one or two hits. **What is Couch Rider good for?** Full evening relaxation, body tension and pain relief, and any occasion where you have nowhere to be and want to feel completely settled. --- **Available at Gemme Verdi** - 899 Columbus Ave, North Beach, San Francisco (415) 590-7538 | gemmeverdi.com | [Today's Deals](https://www.gemmeverdi.com/best-cannabis-cheapest-deals-san-francisco/)