
New Altitude | 3.5g | Funeral Inferno | 7pk
Funeral Inferno – 3.5 g (7-Pack) – New Altitude
Overview
Funeral Inferno by New Altitude is a boutique 7-pack format (7 individual pre-rolls ≈ 3.5 g total) delivering a bold cultivar experience in a craft session‐ready package. The brand lists Funeral Inferno as part of their Halloween/limited release lineup. Facebook+1
Flavor & Aroma
Expect a dark, rich profile with deep earthy base notes, a hint of smoky diesel or char on the exhale, layered with subtle fruity or berry undertones (depending on the phenotype) and an herbal-wood finish. Think “smoky dessert meets camp-fire” flavor—to match the “Inferno” name.
While exact terpene data isn’t yet publicly detailed for this strain, the artisan context suggests a strong presence of heavier terpenes (like myrcene or caryophyllene) along with a citrus/spice top note for balance.
Effects
Funeral Inferno delivers a full-bodied hybrid effect: the onset brings a warm uplift—mood and social-friendly—but it quickly settles into a comfortable body ease. Ideal for evening sessions, winding down or when you want flavour richness plus mellow relaxation (without full couch-lock, unless heavily dosed).
Dominant Terpenes
Here are the terpene candidates you might highlight (use your batch’s exact COA values when available):
Myrcene – earthy/musky foundation; supports the body ease phase.β-Caryophyllene – peppery/spice note; may contribute to physical soothing and depth.Limonene – citrus‐bright top note; lifts the aroma and mood.Pinene – fresh pine/forest edge; adds clarity and crispness to the profile.(When your COA is available you might list something like: Myrcene xx % | Caryophyllene xx % | Limonene xx % | Pinene xx %.)Usage Tips
Store the 7-pack in a cool, dark, airtight container to maintain full aroma & terpene richness.Begin with one pre-roll, wait 10–15 minutes to gauge the onset before lighting a second.Because this is a flavour-rich, craft release jar, best suited for mid → evening use when you’re ready to settle in and savour quality rather than just quick session.