Dirty Taxi | Pre-Roll 7pk | 3.5g | Happy Valley

Dirty Taxi Pre-Roll 7-Pack – 3.5g Hybrid by Happy Valley | Available in Amesbury & Haverhill, MA. Dirty Taxi is a bold indica-leaning hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds, created by crossing GMO and Chem I95. With deep Chemdog roots and unmistakable potency, this strain offers a nostalgic yet modern ride. The aroma hits hard with a layered profile of diesel, sweetness, and earth—inviting comparisons to classic strains like Sour Diesel and GMO. Whether you're lighting up in Amesbury, cruising through Newburyport, or settling in for the night in Haverhill, Dirty Taxi is ready to take you where you need to go. Each Happy Valley Pre-Roll 7-Pack is packed with premium ground flower only—no trim, no shake—giving cannabis lovers in Methuen, Seabrook, and Groveland a clean, flavorful smoke every time. The 3.5g pack includes seven perfectly rolled half-gram joints, complete with matches and a built-in striking surface, all tucked into a sleek tin for convenience on the go. Whether you're catching sunset on Plum Island or hosting friends in Plaistow, it’s always the right time to share a Dirty Taxi. Happy Valley takes extra care in the curing process, allowing each strain to rest for two weeks or more. The result is flower with richer terpenes, smoother burns, and increased potency—something our customers from Salisbury Beach to Georgetown notice with every pull. With Dirty Taxi, you get all the depth of flavor and strength you'd expect from a top-shelf indica hybrid, ideal for winding down after a long day or getting lost in a creative groove. Now available at CNA Stores in Amesbury and Haverhill, Dirty Taxi is a standout in any stash. From Merrimac to Hampton Beach, this 7-pack delivers a premium preroll experience made for those who appreciate complex genetics, cured flower, and a ride that’s unforgettable from start to finish. It’s not just a joint—it’s a destination.