Go Easy | Shrimp Glass Pipe

You know that girl who orders shrimp cocktail like it’s a personality trait? The one in kitten heels, glossy lips, and maybe a tiny bit of emotional damage? Yeah — this is her pipe. Meet The Shrimpette — our shell-shocked sweetheart who’s redefining “high class.” She’s dainty, dramatic, and gives “mermaid off duty” energy. Whether you’re sunbathing, pre-gaming, or just spiraling in your robe with a seafood snack, she’s here to make it glamorous. Perfect for: ?? Brunch-addicted baddies ?? Pisces placements and delusional dreamers ?? People who say “ew” but still eat shrimp ?? Anyone who loves a novelty glass moment Made from premium borosilicate glass (because seafood deserves quality glassware). Ships in the cutest retro packaging that looks straight off a 70s Miami motel nightstand. ?? Smooth to smoke, spicy in spirit ?? Travel-friendly and tantrum-proof ?? Looks iconic on your vanity, plate, or beach towel Serve hot. Smoke cold.